Any other old F-4 guys remember the great Jever mid-air show of June 17, 1982?
Here's what happened. A four ship of Wild Weasel F-4G's was briefing to fly non-stop from George AFB (now Victorville airport) to
Jever AB Germany.
The leader was the squadron operations officer. Number 4 was the one-star Wing King.
At the end of the briefing, the Wing King answered the 'any questions' by telling the flight that he had arranged for the F-4 four ship to be escorted in Jever by two Luftwaffe F-104's, flown by his Luftwaffe buddies. They were going to buzz the base or something in some kind of six ship V formation.
This particular General office was one of those mad queen 'off with their heads' types, so nobody dared question the wisdom of this plan. Crew resource management was a concept alien to this particular General.
So our heros motor over to Jever. The two F-104's join the Weasel fours ship.
They form their six ship V, and dive for Jever.
Into the clouds.
For the formation pilots in the readership, quick - What's the lost wingman procedure for a six ship V formation?
Answer: There is none!!
Result:
Two Weasels collide and both tumble out of control in IMC with hydraulic failures, electrical failures, flashing lights, dogs and cats living together, human sacrifice, mass hysteria!
Both crews eject and survive.
Now, for those of you familiar with how the Air Force works in the case of an accident involving a General officer, who was at fault?
You, the hand in the back, you're right!
Yes, the primary cause the loss of the two accident airplanes was
the Electronic Warfare Officers (EWOs) initiating crew ejection sequences!!
A major contributing factor was the negligence of the pilots for letting the EWOs select 'both' on the ejection seat command selector handle.
Because these yellow bellied beeps and squeaks cowards choose the eject rather than spin down through the clouds in airplanes that were missing big pieces.
After all, the MacAir engineer proved on paper that both Phantoms were in fact flyable on the remaining hydraulic and electrical systems. The engineer only need a few weeks of blueprint study and simulator sessions to figure that out.
And, I kid you not, according to the official 12AF Commander's after action message, when it was explained to these two subhuman beep and squeak guys that they had destroyed two perfectly good airplanes by their cowardice, both gave the same unacceptable reply:
"I'm alive."
I ask you, what kind of sorry excuse is that from two
non-pilots!