Fearless Tower
Touchdown! Greaser!
Actually, when I was in the Navy I used to be called a sea lawyer, because I knew the regs pretty well. But that was before I became an internet lawyer.
Well first off, sport, I doubt you were ever in the Navy, because you just established that you don't understand what the term sea lawyer is all about.
But thanks for playing.
Here's another term for someone who claims to understand the Navy:
Boom, Hit Alpha.
Buh bye.