Corrupt my wish

Sac Arrow said:
Granted. Except now that they are rubbing things together, they don't stop at the brain, and you end up with a string of endless obscene phone calls with lots of heavy breathing.

I wish I could retire right now.
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Granted but mistakenly you come across a recent divorcee named becky that doesn't want you to fly and makes you miserable.

I wish the overcast sky would clear.
 
The overcast sky clears but now Obama decided to come visit your town and stay awhile to "check things out" being he doesn't know how long he stays they cover your home base with a 30nm TFR.

I wish I could steal something and get away with it.
 
saracelica said:
The overcast sky clears but now Obama decided to come visit your town and stay awhile to "check things out" being he doesn't know how long he stays they cover your home base with a 30nm TFR.

I wish I could steal something and get away with it.
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Granted, but you stole a car from some crazy woman who will stop at nothing to find you and punish you for your actions. You end up tied to a chair in her basement for years, with daily torture sessions.

I wish I had never mentioned roller derby.
 
kimberlyanne546 said:
Granted, but you stole a car from some crazy woman who will stop at nothing to find you and punish you for your actions. You end up tied to a chair in her basement for years, with daily torture sessions.

I wish I had never mentioned roller derby.
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Granted, instead you promote dwarf tossing and anger the PC members and POA management, setting them all against you.

I wish life were simpler.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Granted, instead you promote dwarf tossing and anger the PC members and POA management, setting them all against you.

I wish life were simpler.
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Granted, you are fed three meals a day and look forward to your group session once a day. After that you are put back into the white padded room.

I wish my plane had been finished by the weekend. I am doing my flight review in a rented Arrow tomorrow :mad2:
 
John221us said:
Granted, you are fed three meals a day and look forward to your group session once a day. After that you are put back into the white padded room.

I wish my plane had been finished by the weekend. I am doing my flight review in a rented Arrow tomorrow :mad2:
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Granted. Miguel and Santos had an argument over who the real villain was in the last episode of Days of Our Lives and ended up crashing it in to the Baja Gulf. It's finished.

I wish I didn't really just eat that massive Carnitas burrito. I'll have to ride like a hundred miles to burn it off.
 
Granted, you didn't so much eat it, as pass it through. Bummer, it is a great day for riding, but your stuck on the toilet.

I wish I could get motivated to lace up my running shoes and get out there...maybe one more cup of coffee.
 
John221us said:
Granted, you didn't so much eat it, as pass it through. Bummer, it is a great day for riding, but your stuck on the toilet.

I wish I could get motivated to lace up my running shoes and get out there...maybe one more cup of coffee.
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Granted, but that extra cup of coffee makes you pee - in front of a grade school and Bubba gets you next.

I wish I could invert the earth during the Winter months so we could be in the Southern Hemisphere and have two Summers.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Granted, but that extra cup of coffee makes you pee - in front of a grade school and Bubba gets you next.

I wish I could invert the earth during the Winter months so we could be in the Southern Hemisphere and have two Summers.
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Granted, boy does that screw up the climate. Water becomes the number one commodity in California (oh yeah, it already was). Even a glass of water costs $3.00 and forget bathing. As you squeeze into an elevator on your way to a meeting, you pass out from the B.O.

I wish I had a GoPro.
 
John221us said:
Granted, boy does that screw up the climate. Water becomes the number one commodity in California (oh yeah, it already was). Even a glass of water costs $3.00 and forget bathing. As you squeeze into an elevator on your way to a meeting, you pass out from the B.O.

I wish I had a GoPro.
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Granted, you video yourself barrel rolling your airplane just to show it can be done and post it to YouTube. The FAA on the other hand is less than amused, particularly when the altitude shows 500 feet and the view out the window shows you're over a public assembly of Korean foreign exchange grade school students. After the FAA burns your certificate in a televised event, the Korean rapper Psy orders your kidnapping, has your body shaved and you are forced to wear women's lingerie and featured in a video with midgets, donkeys and unintelligible lyrics in retaliation for putting the students at risk.

I wish kitty outside would STFU. he's getting on my nerves.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Granted, you video yourself barrel rolling your airplane just to show it can be done and post it to YouTube. The FAA on the other hand is less than amused, particularly when the altitude shows 500 feet and the view out the window shows you're over a public assembly of Korean foreign exchange grade school students. After the FAA burns your certificate in a televised event, the Korean rapper Psy orders your kidnapping, has your body shaved and you are forced to wear women's lingerie and featured in a video with midgets, donkeys and unintelligible lyrics in retaliation for putting the students at risk.

I wish kitty outside would STFU. he's getting on my nerves.
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Granted but you left the window down on your car and kitty took a dump on the drivers seat which you found on the way to Burger King.

I wish Becky would just love the man that takes care of her instead of whining.
 
pbramlett said:
Granted but you left the window down on your car and kitty took a dump on the drivers seat which you found on the way to Burger King.

I wish Becky would just love the man that takes care of her instead of whining.
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She does but it's her lawn guy, her husband finds out and flies off into the sunset with his new wife.
I wish it would quit raining today.
 
N747JB said:
She does but it's her lawn guy, her husband finds out and flies off into the sunset with his new wife.
I wish it would quit raining today.
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Granted, instead it's hailing baseball sized ice chunks. Becky and her lawn guy, Manuel Labore, happen to be driving by and take refuge in your living room. For the next two weeks. Oh, by the way you should have parked your plane under some shelter.

I wish the trees outside were evergreen instead of elms.
 
OK... but now it's snowing and you'd better start shovelling your driveway. The guy driving the snowplow clearing the streets in front of your house comes by and also runs over your mailbox and tears up part of your lawn too.

I wish my husband liked flying more than he does. :(
 
flygirl34q said:
OK... but now it's snowing and you'd better start shovelling your driveway. The guy driving the snowplow clearing the streets in front of your house comes by and also runs over your mailbox and tears up part of your lawn too.

I wish my husband liked flying more than he does. :(
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Granted. But now that he loves flying so much, he's turned in to an ace and all the little college hotties making extra dough at the strip club dig him now. He just flew off with Candi and now they, and the plane, are in Colombia.

I wish Whoppers were a dollar again.
 
OK... Whoppers are a dollar again. But, now that they are, you eat so many of them, you now look like one and the little college hotties no longer dig you. Even Candi is glad she is in Columbia, so she doesn't have to well... do what she's doing with my husband.

I wish Christmas were here already! I have a present hanging on my tree I want to open RIGHT NOW!
 
flygirl34q said:
OK... Whoppers are a dollar again. But, now that they are, you eat so many of them, you now look like one and the little college hotties no longer dig you. Even Candi is glad she is in Columbia, so she doesn't have to well... do what she's doing with my husband.

I wish Christmas were here already! I have a present hanging on my tree I want to open RIGHT NOW!
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Granted. But Santa went to the dark side and became a Santeria Priest. He sacrificed the reindeer in a satanic ritual and by the way your present is a severed goat's head doused in blood.

I wish it were Summer right now.
 
It is Summer right now... in Australia.

I wish all the yummy holiday treats that keep showing up at home, at work, and everywhere around this time of year had no calories. :rolleyes2:
 
flygirl34q said:
It is Summer right now... in Australia.

I wish all the yummy holiday treats that keep showing up at home, at work, and everywhere around this time of year had no calories. :rolleyes2:
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Granted, they are made of chick pea bean flour. You and everyone else that eats them has horrid, painful gas for weeks.

I wish that stupid buttwipe across the street would ace the electric blower. It's really annoying and he isn't doing a very good job. He should just hire Manuel Labore.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Granted, they are made of chick pea bean flour. You and everyone else that eats them has horrid, painful gas for weeks.

I wish that stupid buttwipe across the street would ace the electric blower. It's really annoying and he isn't doing a very good job. He should just hire Manuel Labore.
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The electric blower is gone - it's been traded for an ancient two-stroke IC powered unit that requires leaded gas mixed 10-1. Not only does it emit toxic clouds of blue smoke but it is twice as loud as the electric unit.

I wish it would take less than two weeks to get new PMA ignition harnesses for the 'kota.
 
Clark1961 said:
I wish it would take less than two weeks to get new PMA ignition harnesses for the 'kota.
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Granted, but the 'kota misses the maintenance hangar and decides something else needs to break.

I wish I was done with CTS (which stands for Computer Training Systems). It asks completely irrelevant questions and I can't seem to remember the answers from year to year.
 
Everskyward said:
Granted, but the 'kota misses the maintenance hangar and decides something else needs to break.

I wish I was done with CTS (which stands for Computer Training Systems). It asks completely irrelevant questions and I can't seem to remember the answers from year to year.
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Granted, you're done with CTS, but unfortunately it's Continuous Tanning Services which is less tanning and more back massage from Ramon the masseur. Your still stuck with your computer thing.

I wish I had Ramon's job.
 
Sac Arrow said:
I wish I had Ramon's job.
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In your latest midlife crises you take massage training and get the cert. Then you hire on full time as masseuse in a steam bath and rub guys all day long.

I wish the 'kota didn't like the mechanic's shop so much.
 
Clark1961 said:
In your latest midlife crises you take massage training and get the cert. Then you hire on full time as masseuse in a steam bath and rub guys all day long.

I wish the 'kota didn't like the mechanic's shop so much.
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Granted. It developed a serious gambling addiction and it haunts the casinos. Being the registered owner, you get stuck with the debt.

I wish I was an iron chef.
 
granted

wish Obama buys a single prop get his PPL and quit fkng with GA aviation :0)
 
skyflea said:
granted

wish Obama buys a single prop get his PPL and quit fkng with GA aviation :0)
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Obama buys a J-3 and learns to fly. Unfortunately he's already out of politics by the time he does this so it has no benefit for GA. It does result in a random TFR that follows the Cub around...

I wish other wish corruptors would make sure that Sac's wishes result in him visiting either Bubba or the emergency room or otherwise offend his gay sex sensibilities.
 
skyflea said:
granted

wish Obama buys a single prop get his PPL and quit fkng with GA aviation :0)
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Granted, but he bases at your FBO and you can NEVER fly again.
I wish my daughter's dog would throw up on somebody else's rug.
 
N747JB said:
Granted, but he bases at your FBO and you can NEVER fly again.
I wish my daughter's dog would throw up on somebody else's rug.
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Granted.. He threw up on Obama's rug. Although initially you are pleased, The Secret Service decides to confiscate your house and property and they use it to host an illicit prostitution ring. You being the homeowner are found liable.


I wish I could make major poopies. I feel stopped up.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Granted.. He threw up on Obama's rug. Although initially you are pleased, The Secret Service decides to confiscate your house and property and they use it to host an illicit prostitution ring. You being the homeowner are found liable.


I wish I could make major poopies. I feel stopped up.
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Granted, you make major poopie, in your pants during a routine traffic stop and are arrested for disorderly conduct, back to Bubba's waiting arms!

I wish my daughter's friend would go home, I'm ready for bed.
 
N747JB said:
Granted, you make major poopie, in your pants during a routine traffic stop and are arrested for disorderly conduct, back to Bubba's waiting arms!

I wish my daughter's friend would go home, I'm ready for bed.
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Granted, he went home. With your.....

I'm not going there. Umm, your daughter's friend went home. Now she's bored and keeps you awake all night long. Good going pops.

I wish I sprinkled some Parmesan on those Snapper fillets.
 
Sac Arrow said:
I wish I sprinkled some Parmesan on those Snapper fillets.
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You sprinkled some Parmesan on the fillets. Great, now they're inedible. Everyone knows that the only thing that gets sprinkled on Snapper is ground red pepper. Anyway, the combination drives you to the emergency room to have your stomach pumped one more time. The bright side is the hospital offers you a discount card because of your frequent visits.

I wish David would get laid soon.
 
Clark1961 said:
You sprinkled some Parmesan on the fillets. Great, now they're inedible. Everyone knows that the only thing that gets sprinkled on Snapper is ground red pepper. Anyway, the combination drives you to the emergency room to have your stomach pumped one more time. The bright side is the hospital offers you a discount card because of your frequent visits.

I wish David would get laid soon.
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Granted, David got with Bathsheba. Unfortunately her husband bit the big one in the process and now you are an accessory to murder because you wished it. God smote you with a non op Frankenkota.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Granted, David got with Bathsheba. Unfortunately her husband bit the big one in the process and now you are an accessory to murder because you wished it. God smote you with a non op Frankenkota.
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Great, the 'kota is in the shop again. What's yer wish dude?
 
oops...

I wish I had replied to the latest post in this thread, and not the first unread post in this thread.
 
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livitup said:
oops...

I wish I had replied to the latest post in this thread, and not the first unread post in this thread.
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Ok, but the latest post didn't have a wish, so you were at a complete loss as to what to post.

I wish I could fly to LLR tomorrow for lunch.
 
John221us said:
Ok, but the latest post didn't have a wish, so you were at a complete loss as to what to post.

I wish I could fly to LLR tomorrow for lunch.
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Granted. You can. The rental Arrow, right? A big hairy man in an orange shirt awaits you. You think it's Obar but it's actually Rabo, who tracked Obar all across North America to whack him over an ancient family dispute. And you're guilty by association.

I wish it was like 20 degrees warmer.
 
I am getting used to that rental Arrow. It is a nice ride. Hopefully I will have the Cherokee straightened out next week, though. Granted, it is 20 degrees warmer. Several days of this causes all the ski resorts to lose their snow pack. Because you wished this on them, they tie you up in lawsuits for the next five years and you can't afford to fly anymore.

I wish my favorite shirt didn't have holes in it.
 
Quick side question, when flying the Arrow, I identify myself as an Arrow to NorCal, but they keep calling me a Cherokee. Is that normal? The first couple of times I corrected them, but then I gave up and accepted it.
 
John221us said:
I wish my favorite shirt didn't have holes in it.
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The holes in your favorite shirt are mended with scratchy iron-on patches. Norcal still calls you Cherokee 'cause that's what all PA28s are and they can't see the stooopid looking iron-on patches.

I wish my little cabinet project was done.
 
Clark1961 said:
The holes in your favorite shirt are mended with scratchy iron-on patches. Norcal still calls you Cherokee 'cause that's what all PA28s are and they can't see the stooopid looking iron-on patches.

I wish my little cabinet project was done.
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Granted, you just staffed the cabinet of Namibia. The rebels will seek you out in the next coup.

I wish I had time to make a KLLR run today.

Side answer, normally they call me an Arrow but sometimes they just call me a Cherokee. Sort of like how 172's are "Cessnas" and not Skyhawks. Not uncommon.
 
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