MauleSkinner
Touchdown! Greaser!
They wouldn’t be expecting it now…Funny, but kinda dated now...

They wouldn’t be expecting it now…Funny, but kinda dated now...
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition...They wouldn’t be expecting it now…![]()
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as…No one expects the Spanish Inquisition...
By the time that happens, it won't be necessary to use humans dressed in ape costumes. Our simian overlords can do it for real.They should do that when Butch and Suni come back from the ISS.
Once a device is marketed, the creators have nothing left to do except "improve" it. Before long all of the possible "good" improvements have been done, and still they continue.actually, that's not really a joke. So many of the NEW! and IMPROVED! "features" are just crap.
Once a device is marketed, the creators have nothing left to do except "improve" it. Before long all of the possible "good" improvements have been done, and still they continue.
"Let's just give it a bigger number and move everything around."I think you just described Windows.....
"Let's just give it a bigger number and move everything around."
Plus remove some features that people liked so they are forced to use the "improvements"."Let's just give it a bigger number and move everything around."
I think you just described Windows.....
"Let's just give it a bigger number and move everything around."
Oh, you like Excel and Word? You can’t own them anymore but we’ll rent them to ya.... and raise the price.
And that's how people switch to Open Office.Oh, you like Excel and Word? You can’t own them anymore but we’ll rent them to ya.![]()
And that's how people switch to Open Office.
Either remove features, or move them to a "pro" version that costs more.Plus remove some features that people liked so they are forced to use the "improvements".
Win 8 start menu, Win 11 taskbar
Or just continue using MS Office 2003 indefinitely.