What Women REALLY Want

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First off, I did not write this. It was written by a 20 year old woman. I did take a little editorial license and correct spelling and minor grammatical errors, but left the piece intact as she wrote. The title caught my eye and I found I could not disagree with a single point she made. Common sense and direct interaction confirm it.

Basically she says that men and women evolved differently. Men are smarter, stronger, and the leaders of society -- evolution demanded it.

This will probably **** a few people off. :lol:

The link to the original post is below.

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/girls-b...y-want-cutting-trough-the-nice-guy-alpha-male
 

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A woman under 30 claiming to know not just what she wants but what all women want? I'm laughing my ass off already.
 
I know what women want. Every woman wants something different, and it changes every five minutes.
 
That was torture to read. I think there is counseling available for such people?
 
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Particle physics is easier to understand.
 
20 years old and figured it all out huh... :no::rolleyes:

How can you believe any of this tripe when it's coming from a woman. They're not smart enough to solve these kind of problems, right?

:rolleyes:
 
I wish I was that smart at 20 ,knowiing what women want,is the question of the century.
 
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1- These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2- These men have jobs and love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4- These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads: Floor 5- These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay.

But she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!!

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives Store across the street. The 1st floor has wives who love sex. The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
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Great joke :D
 
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To presume this rambling is representative of how most women think is unfair to the gender.
(Most I know even appreciate the male:female humor such as seen here.)
 
Women want a masculine, alpha-male. Once they get one, they want to turn them into a quivering blob of indecision and feminine bytch-boytoy.
 
docmirror said:
Women want a masculine, alpha-male. Once they get one, they want to turn them into a quivering blob of indecision and feminine bytch-boytoy.
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Girls all seem to want the "bad boys" when they are young, as they get older some of them finally realize the bad boys become bad men and they aren't as much fun as they thought they would be. :D Ask 100 women what they want, you'll get 100 answers.:D
 
Caveman's first thought when he realized that he could talk - "Ugh - Now we find out what woman really want". A truly age old question.
 
N747JB said:
Girls all seem to want the "bad boys" when they are young, as they get older some of them finally realize the bad boys become bad men and they aren't as much fun as they thought they would be. :D Ask 100 women what they want, you'll get 100 200 answers.:D
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:yes:
 
I found out the answer a few years ago, when my wife was having the kitchen redone. Every time I told a woman that we were getting the kitchen redone, they all asked the same question: Are you getting an island kitchen?

So there you have it. What do women want? An island kitchen. You didn't really think it had anything to do with men now, did you?
 
If she knew what she wants, he'd be giving it to her.
 
Women want to be the most important thing, and yes, that means being more important than your prized plane
 
JOhnH said:
Women really want to be men.
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I would not say that is entirely true. I would estimate that-

  • 5% of women would pay very good money to be converted into a man.
  • An additional 5% don't want to be men, but have the same sexual desires as men.
  • About 10% strive to equal men and compete with men, but like being a woman.
  • About 50% would like the option of being exactly equal to men if they choose so.
  • The rest just love being a woman and wouldn't have it any other way.
 
Dav8or said:
I would not say that is entirely true. I would estimate that-

  • 5% of women would pay very good money to be converted into a man.
  • An additional 5% don't want to be men, but have the same sexual desires as men.
  • About 10% strive to equal men and compete with men, but like being a woman.
  • About 50% would like the option of being exactly equal to men if they choose so.
  • The rest just love being a woman and wouldn't have it any other way.
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That's an oddly specific breakdown. You have given this some thought.
 
I agree but disagree with what she says. Btw you guys are just as hard to figure out but I admit women are a pain too.
 
Here is the way I see it...
When my wife was little she played with dolls and doll houses.
When I was little I played with toy cars, planes, boats etc.
She has her real house and kid now.
I have my Planes, Cars, Boats, Jet ski, and motorcycle.
Everyone is happy :)
 
I'd say men start out in the mating game pretty simple. Once we get involved, and the further we get involved things somehow complicate. Gee, wonder what the trigger might be?
 
Yea but I hated dolls. They're creepy! I think I still have my bucket of cars and airplanes somewhere at my parents house. The closest I ever got to girly stuff was plastic horses and an occasional lip gloss set. I loved being outside and playing with the boys! I'm still the only female in the company pilot meetings with 18 others. The toys never changed, they just got bigger. :)
 
Tristar said:
I agree but disagree with what she says. Btw you guys are just as hard to figure out but I admit women are a pain too.
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Nah, we're easy. All we want is frequent sex and the chance to occasionally do guy things. Give us that, and we'll follow you to the ends of the earth while trying to make you happy.

Women are tougher, they're not always all that explicit. The night before my eldest was born, my wife wanted to get carryout rather than eating what we had at home. Did she come out and say, "I'd like to get carryout for dinner."? Nooooo, she kind of asked me what I wanted to do, if I wanted to eat what we had, which I answered, so we wound up eating in. Turns out that was NOT what she wanted, and I have since learned if she even remotely mentions that she wants something from outside the house, I'd better ask if she wants carryout.

Also, is there something about that extra X chromosome that makes women think that complaining is a hobby? My wife and both my daughters seem to have made a sport of it. Plus, I have to filter out which complaints I'm supposed to just listen to, and which ones are to try to solve. Is it about interpersonal relationships? Just listen, don't offer suggestions. On the other hand, if the wireless router is down I'd damn well better jump on it right friggen now.

No wonder we die earlier, we're worn out at that age.
 
Tristar said:
Yea but I hated dolls. They're creepy! I think I still have my bucket of cars and airplanes somewhere at my parents house. The closest I ever got to girly stuff was plastic horses and an occasional lip gloss set. I loved being outside and playing with the boys! I'm still the only female in the company pilot meetings with 18 others. The toys never changed, they just got bigger. :)
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Yep. You fall in line three on my list above.:wink2:
 
Tristar said:
Yea but I hated dolls. They're creepy! I think I still have my bucket of cars and airplanes somewhere at my parents house. The closest I ever got to girly stuff was plastic horses and an occasional lip gloss set. I loved being outside and playing with the boys! I'm still the only female in the company pilot meetings with 18 others. The toys never changed, they just got bigger. :)
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You are definitely a keeper !!!
Stephen.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
That's an oddly specific breakdown. You have given this some thought.
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I live in a very diverse area and work and play with a diverse lot. I have ever since a small boy observed other people, so I've been watching and thinking a good while.

The female of our species has been a great interest of mine since about 7 years old. Yeah I've thought about the subject and lots more.
 
I have two daughters.

The older one was never interested in dolls or most of the other girly stuff. Except dance. She started that at 6 and is a dance teacher today at 24. She doesn't like to shop. If she goes, it's a surgical strike.

The younger one had so many dolls we lost count. She played with them and they all had names. She could tell them all apart. She loves to shop even if she doesn't buy anything. Some of the best Christmas and birthday gifts we've given her are shopping days. Here's a spending limit and we go with her to shop. She LOVES it! She also dances and has for more than 10 years. I don't know if she'll teach when she's grown or not, but we'll know pretty soon. (She'll be a Junior in HS next year.)

I've also got two boys. One is an extreme introvert and one is an extrovert all over.

No matter how many kids you have, they're all different.

John
 
I stand corrected. If you can quote statistics, you must be right!
I just know that over the past half century I have lost count of the time women said "I wish I was a man".
Dav8or said:
I would not say that is entirely true. I would estimate that-

  • 5% of women would pay very good money to be converted into a man.
  • An additional 5% don't want to be men, but have the same sexual desires as men.
  • About 10% strive to equal men and compete with men, but like being a woman.
  • About 50% would like the option of being exactly equal to men if they choose so.
  • The rest just love being a woman and wouldn't have it any other way.
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jsstevens said:
No matter how many kids you have, they're all different.

John
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My daughter is an engineer/scientist for a major chem company.

My son is a music teacher, producer, and writer.

Weird. You certainly got that right!
 
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