denverpilot
Tied Down
Just fair warning. Don’t mess with the grey haired guy in the nearly 20 year old car.
Yesterday I was merging normally onto the highway and the weave lane was backed up a bit. Wanted over into one of the center lanes to continue on down the highway...
Had blinker on to get out of the weave lane and young stupid Honda boy comes flying up in the rear view.
See an opening and start to move over. Now the 18 year old Subaru will go plenty fast but she does need a moment for the old hamsters to wake up and the wimpy four speed auto trans to jump down not one, but two gears and wrap those hamsters up to 6000-7000 RPM...
As I’m halfway over I see Honda boy dart into the center lane from behind and goose it. This ain’t no performance Honda either, just your bog standard Civic.
I decided to keep moving left. Hahaha.
He got all sorts of mad, honking and gesturing and carrying on.
I just smiled at him.
You see kids, the car is only worth $2000, there’s no car payments on it, I wouldn’t even bother claiming it on insurance if you bend the bumper a little (a hammer will fix that) and I know you have a car payment on that cute little black Civic of yours, and the dent in my rear bumper would mean you’re getting the ticket.
And waiting around for the cops, you’ll probably be late to whatever you were speeding to get to in the first place. LOL.
Think about what you have to lose if you’re going to drive aggressively and stupid around me. I could buy another Subaru like mine for cash tomorrow and not even bat an eye.
Hell, usually I would have that cash sitting in the safe at home just for such opportunities if someone were say, desperate to sell a small tractor better than mine. Or a nice pistol. Who knows.
Oh, and I get a kick out of tirades like yours too. It’s just entertainment at my age.
I’m not going out of my way to cause trouble, but if you want to eat my bumper, I’m going to let ya. IDGAF. Or as you kids say, YOLO. LOL.
My wallet can take it. Can yours? I’m more than happy to raise your insurance rates for the next half a decade. Are you?
hahahahaha.
Obviously... this doesn’t apply to old airplanes. Just for the record.
Old age and treachery... my car doesn’t have any of those fancy lane occupied warnings you kids are so fond of these days.
Funny thing was, the next center lane over was wide open too... if he just HAD to pass, he could’ve taken two lanes over and been up to 80 in a heartbeat.
Dumb kid.
Yesterday I was merging normally onto the highway and the weave lane was backed up a bit. Wanted over into one of the center lanes to continue on down the highway...
Had blinker on to get out of the weave lane and young stupid Honda boy comes flying up in the rear view.
See an opening and start to move over. Now the 18 year old Subaru will go plenty fast but she does need a moment for the old hamsters to wake up and the wimpy four speed auto trans to jump down not one, but two gears and wrap those hamsters up to 6000-7000 RPM...
As I’m halfway over I see Honda boy dart into the center lane from behind and goose it. This ain’t no performance Honda either, just your bog standard Civic.
I decided to keep moving left. Hahaha.
He got all sorts of mad, honking and gesturing and carrying on.
I just smiled at him.
You see kids, the car is only worth $2000, there’s no car payments on it, I wouldn’t even bother claiming it on insurance if you bend the bumper a little (a hammer will fix that) and I know you have a car payment on that cute little black Civic of yours, and the dent in my rear bumper would mean you’re getting the ticket.
And waiting around for the cops, you’ll probably be late to whatever you were speeding to get to in the first place. LOL.
Think about what you have to lose if you’re going to drive aggressively and stupid around me. I could buy another Subaru like mine for cash tomorrow and not even bat an eye.
Hell, usually I would have that cash sitting in the safe at home just for such opportunities if someone were say, desperate to sell a small tractor better than mine. Or a nice pistol. Who knows.
Oh, and I get a kick out of tirades like yours too. It’s just entertainment at my age.
I’m not going out of my way to cause trouble, but if you want to eat my bumper, I’m going to let ya. IDGAF. Or as you kids say, YOLO. LOL.
My wallet can take it. Can yours? I’m more than happy to raise your insurance rates for the next half a decade. Are you?
hahahahaha.
Obviously... this doesn’t apply to old airplanes. Just for the record.
Old age and treachery... my car doesn’t have any of those fancy lane occupied warnings you kids are so fond of these days.
Funny thing was, the next center lane over was wide open too... if he just HAD to pass, he could’ve taken two lanes over and been up to 80 in a heartbeat.
Dumb kid.