denverpilot
Tied Down
"I'm sorry sir, we're used to dealing with Congress and Presidential Cabinet Appointees," would have been funnier.
Like I said, it takes a special kind of stupid to not file a tax return. Death and taxes are the two constants of the human condition. Bitching about them is in a special category of useless.
I never file... there isn't any state income tax in Tennessee.
I got a letter today from the NM TRD instructing me to stop filing $0 tax returns since I no longer live there...
That was a fun, unexpected letter. Apparently my plan worked...
I got a letter today from the NM TRD instructing me to stop filing $0 tax returns since I no longer live there...
This was actually more fun than it should have been. In 2007, I neglected to file a tax return for the state of New Mexico because I had determined that year that I would get a refund for like $5. It was not worth my time to even bother.
I got a letter today from the NM TRD instructing me to stop filing $0 tax returns since I no longer live there...
Should have put a lien on their assets.This was actually more fun than it should have been. In 2007, I neglected to file a tax return for the state of New Mexico because I had determined that year that I would get a refund for like $5. It was not worth my time to even bother.
Well, last year, the New Mexico Taxation and Revenue Department told me I was going to be audited for failure to file. I spoke on the phone with the gentleman and explained why I did not file, and he told me he would drop it.
A few months ago, I received notice that the state had performed an audit and had completed their investigation and determined that I owed them $469 in taxes, plus a late payment fee and interest for the last 4 years. Oh, and on top of that, there was an amnesty program running last year for 2007, and had I admitted fault, they would have waived any penalties and let it go. But - remember, last year, I was told that there was no problem and I was good to go. They had no record of that.
Well, unfortunately, I don't have records from 2007. 2007 was a wacky year, I moved to Lake Havasu City on 1/1/2007, and moved back to Albuquerque on 7/31/2007. I was also 24 years old at that time, so I certainly lacked the good knowledge to keep records. So I had the pleasure of trying to find as much information as I could to prove my innocence.
Step 1 - Call NM TRD and explain that most of my income was not made in New Mexico that year. Their response: "You had 30 days to comply from the date in the letter. No exceptions." I think that first lady called me a deadbeat too. Awesome.
Step 2 - Find my W2 from Arizona. I thought this was going to be the hard part, but it turns out my old employer (whom many of you know) was VERY helpful in getting this information to be quickly. Yeehaw.
Step 3 - Get information from the IRS to show total income.
Step 4 - Get my W2 from employer for the remainder of the year. This was the longest part of the process.
Ok - so I got that information, called NM TRD and explained that I was getting the information as quickly as I could, and would they please allow me the time to build a defense? "No. And, you must get your official response to us in the next 3 days or you will have admitted guilt." WHAT??
Ok - so I had to take the first step - officially fighting their ruling. At this point, I had a lot of information, but not enough to fax to their call center to prove my innocence. I should note - they repeatedly told me that they showed that I had paid $0 in taxes to the state of New Mexico.
I drafted the following letter:
I then received a phone call that said my letter and the accompanying proof was not enough to establish that I did not owe them the money that they claimed I owed. I was also told, on this call, that they would be placing a lean against anything they could within a month, and my time had expired to continue fighting the matter, since I had not provided proof that countered their evidence that I had not paid any tax to the state in 2007.
Today, I received my W2 from T-Mobile. Guess how much tax I paid to the state of NM in 2007... $474. Those sneaky bastards - they had to know that, because it was already paid to them. They're trying to extort more money from me, and guessing from the income level at the time, I presume they thought I was stupid enough to roll over.
So I drafted another letter and mailed it today:
I believe we are at check mate. I don't know what their next move will be, but I hope at this point that they will realize they can't bully me into paying more money.
Sigh.
I love these kind of posts. You knew You were required to file a tax return and flat blew it off. Now the state has to use it's resources to enforce a law that You knew You violated. The state should collect what they expended on the investigation and a penalty.
How did your beer delivery business end up working out? Are you still doing that?I got a letter today from the NM TRD instructing me to stop filing $0 tax returns since I no longer live there...
That was a fun, unexpected letter. Apparently my plan worked...
How did your beer delivery business end up working out? Are you still doing that?
I love these kind of posts. You knew You were required to file a tax return and flat blew it off. Now the state has to use it's resources to enforce a law that You knew You violated. The state should collect what they expended on the investigation and a penalty.
By the way, I'm still filing $0 returns in NM. Just remembered that the year is ending and I need to get the NM PIT form for next year...
I think this is the 6th year in a row.
Have you considered submitting $0 returns to every state that has an income tax?
Have you considered submitting $0 returns to every state that has an income tax?
Nope. Those states didn't try to screw me.Don't forget Puerto Rico, Guam, Saipan, and any other US territories
EDIT: To be on the safe side, you may also want to file with the folks in London as well...last time an american didn't pay brittish taxes, the situation got pretty heated...
The state of Indiana still owes me like $0.80... Bastards won't cut a check <$1 last I checked.Nope. Those states didn't try to screw me.
Two weeks letter I get a check for $200. Great, I'm done dealing with this. I cashed it and declined to answer any more letters. Sure enough I do get one where they admit they gave me $70 too much and they'd like that back. I ignored it.
The state of Indiana still owes me like $0.80... Bastards won't cut a check <$1 last I checked.
The state of Indiana still owes me like $0.80... Bastards won't cut a check <$1 last I checked.
Nope. Those states didn't try to screw me.
Don't forget Puerto Rico, Guam, Saipan, and any other US territories
EDIT: To be on the safe side, you may also want to file with the folks in London as well...last time an american didn't pay brittish taxes, the situation got pretty heated...
By the way, I'm still filing $0 returns in NM. Just remembered that the year is ending and I need to get the NM PIT form for next year...
I think this is the 6th year in a row.
I find it odd that it wasn't worth your time to file when they owe you money, but it is worth it, every year, when the balance is $0.
Every year I send a form to the US Treasury declaring an overseas bank account, denominated in Japanese Yen, which has never had any money in it.
Yet....haven't tried to screw you, YET.
Though on a serious note, I've recently been getting calls for "IRS collections". Some people with blocked numbers, speaking in very thick Filipino accents. Usually I really enjoy messing with those people, but the last few calls have been to my parents house, and it always freaks them out.
Every year I send a form to the US Treasury declaring an overseas bank account, denominated in Japanese Yen, which has never had any money in it.
I know a guy got burned by one of these - badly. There are those who believe the government can do anything (and, with the trajectory of rights abuse and constriction these days, no wonder).
In this instance, the victim came from a country where a person out of favor with the government could easily "disappear."
Was this victim from the country of,,, New Jersey..........
This was actually more fun than it should have been. In 2007, I neglected to file a tax return for the state of New Mexico because I had determined that year that I would get a refund for like $5. It was not worth my time to even bother.
I just want to make sure I'm understanding this correctly: you determined on your own that it wasn't "worth [your] time to even bother" filing a tax return and you think the State of New Mexico is in the wrong here? Wow.