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Final Approach
Maybe livestream it so they have to be polite.
Get close. If it looks like you're not going to make it, be sure you're wearing a parachute
Maybe livestream it so they have to be polite.
So try and snag the third one.
They have no give. You don't snag those wires, they snag you.
Dude, if you're just trying to get anally probed, you don't need to go to area 51. There's an app for that.
Or RR fly-in..
I DID have an emergency and landed in Area 51. It was no big deal. They even loaned us a mechanic. We were off Van Nuys for somewhere east and lost an engine. We were returning to Van Nuys when the owner panicked, saw the big runway, and insisted that we land.
I still have the track as recorded by a Garmin 496.
I DID have an emergency and landed in Area 51. It was no big deal. They even loaned us a mechanic. We were off Van Nuys for somewhere east and lost an engine. We were returning to Van Nuys when the owner panicked, saw the big runway, and insisted that we land.
I still have the track as recorded by a Garmin 496.
Maybe livestream it so they have to be polite.
Hmm. I wonder what filing a Flight Plan to KXTA would do. Any volunteers? @SixPapaCharlie , you started this, I nominate youIf you landed at Palmdale (KPMD) or Edwards (KEDW) you were about 250 miles from Area 51 ... for the uninitiated it is something like 90 or 100 miles NNW of Vegas and nothing, absolutely nothing is near it. It's a fun thought experiment but I seriously doubt a small GA plane is going to glide there. Assuming for fun you did somehow have the altitude and range to glide there, you would also need to know where it is because its not on any map or sectional that I'm aware of. If you know where to look you can see some of it (the parts they allow) on maps satellite view. There are several choices that would be closer and better sooo ... continuing the thought experiment ... you would undoubtedly find yourself being intercept and led away before you got even remotely close. If you still managed to get on the ground within the confines of the property you would have a very bad day ... debriefing ... charges ... as someone above suggested, aircraft returned in little bitty pieces ... just not fun.
I've always felt that Area 51 is where 'ol uncle sam learned it's lesson on secrecy. There are several testing and experimentation sites the different services use and you all haven't heard of any of them. Area 51 is the popular one we all think we know about. Area 51 was the first and mistakes were made early on in its creation and running that have not been repeated at other sites. Still, what we know as Area 51 is bigger and far better secured then most folks realize and they sure are serious about security. There is a lot of truth in the stories of the "camo dudes" and they actively monitor talk about it. I certainly wouldn't want to test the theory ...
I'm guessing that is the wrong Rock.Did y’all see him shoot up all those Bud Light cans last week?
What makes you think he doesn’t already know?What if 6PC finds out he actually likes being probed?
Well, he DOES fly a Cirrus.What makes you think he doesn’t already know?
Just for laughs, can you give me a theortical vector from, say, Yucca Mountain to this area 51 place. Or an actual R number? It might help explain a call a friend received from the FAA. And "nothing" is a bit unfair. According to my friend it was a beautiful area.If you landed at Palmdale (KPMD) or Edwards (KEDW) you were about 250 miles from Area 51 ... for the uninitiated it is something like 90 or 100 miles NNW of Vegas and nothing, absolutely nothing is near it.
Just for laughs, can you give me a theortical vector from, say, Yucca Mountain to this area 51 place. Or an actual R number? It might help explain a call a friend received from the FAA. And "nothing" is a bit unfair. According to my friend it was a beautiful area.
Just for laughs, can you give me a theortical vector from, say, Yucca Mountain to this area 51 place. Or an actual R number? It might help explain a call a friend received from the FAA. And "nothing" is a bit unfair. According to my friend it was a beautiful area.
Everyone talks about Area 51.
The real secret place where the aliens live and folks take joy rides in flying saucers is Area 51-A...
Well ... it's one thing to ride in a UFO but another to live in one!
You mean under KDEN?Area 51 is the decoy. The real show is at Area sixt.... wait, there's a knock at the door. Be right back.
That is awesome.!!!
I never had a tree house as a kid, so now I have ideas of what kind of tree house to build.!!
Oops! That explains the phone call.53 miles from BTY on the 043 Radial.
R-4808 N
You mean under KDEN?
I think you need trees first.
After that, try the roof of thePentagonFive-Sided Funny Farm.
For the boring answer:
The PIC's emergency authority in 91.3 doesn't give carte blanche to do anything you want without potential punishment. Even the wording of the regulation spells out the limitation, in that you are allowed to deviate from any rule "of this part" - meaning any rule of Part 91.
It doesn't mean you won't get in trouble by some other agency once you land for violating some other law or regulation - like DOD regulations and such. It just means that you won't be violated for any breach of Part 91.