November Chem Trail formula

Uuuuuuuhh, you're not drinking the December pre mix, are you?
 
Whoever’s spraying the Florida-special recount mix in Broward County, could you maybe dilute it just a tad? We’d like to have this over before Christmas.
 
Half Fast said:
Whoever’s spraying the Florida-special recount mix in Broward County, could you maybe dilute it just a tad? We’d like to have this over before Christmas.
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Holy tap dancing smokes crap. Right? Heads will roll, right after they make up for it. Obviously, not from our squadron. Those FL chemtrailers have no respect.
 
Did anybody else get that weird inverse reaction batch where a denser spray is actually less effective?
 
RyanShort1 said:
Did anybody else get that weird inverse reaction batch where a denser spray is actually less effective?
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That's a standard feature of chemtrails. Otherwise, the concentration that reaches the ground would be too dilute to have any effect.
 
RyanShort1 said:
Did anybody else get that weird inverse reaction batch where a denser spray is actually less effective?
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Hahaha! n00bs. Welcome to the best job you've never had.

Anyone hear anything new about the Feb mix? Like how it was 3 years ago? Hallmark got an entire week! I think some spilled in the hangar, the wife got cards and flowers every day!

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Fill the hopper with prescribed mix then drop a handful of tide pods in for some kick.
 
Finally got it, the 1,000 gallon patch!

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Half Fast said:
You're lucky. Imagine flying a light sport, with the little 2.5 gallon hand-pumped sprayer.
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That's cute.

Bet every tanker truck you pass on the highway you look at with Tank Envy.

I still think it is lame that the entire reason the SFRA around DC exists is to protect those yahoos from overspray...if there was anyone that could use a little "spray" once in a while....
 
Shawn said:
That's cute.

Bet every tanker truck you pass on the highway you look at with Tank Envy.

I still think it is lame that the entire reason the SFRA around DC exists is to protect those yahoos from overspray...if there was anyone that could use a little "spray" once in a while....
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Oh man, busted - I fly out of the FRZ/SFRA. . .

As God is my witness, I truly thought I had the dispersal release disarmed; then I got routed north of the Wilson Bridge, the wind was from the south. . .
 
Sundancer said:
Oh man, busted - I fly out of the FRZ/SFRA. . .

As God is my witness, I truly thought I had the dispersal release disarmed; then I got routed north of the Wilson Bridge, the wind was from the south. . .
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Did you fill out the OCIDIA form this time?

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Dammit Carl!

BTW, was spraying freon 113 the other day over that extra segment. Totally forgot the gas mask! Oopsies!
 
2-4-5 trioxin is getting hard to find.
 
Looks like someone overfilled the tank my last trip. People west of KDEN got a slightly high dose.

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Cap'n Jack said:
Looks like someone overfilled the tank my last trip. People west of KDEN got a slightly high dose.

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Better you than me. I'm still in a bit of trouble for that outbreak a few months ago. Sorry about all the extra hair growth everyone. Gillette is a fine customer, but I kinda put them in a bind.
 
Anybody know how to get this crap out from under my fingernails? All 12 are puke yellow. And glow in the dark.
 
Rgbeard said:
Oh crap! You didn’t use the correct handling methods?

Reach out to Mother for the kit. (Don’t ask me how I know. It’s an embarrassing story.)
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Cheap gloves, I guess. . .will do; curiously, most folks don't notice the extra fingers - Mother says they have to go, though. Also gotta lose the prehensile tail. . .
 
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