November Chem Trail formula

Yes, it was late because they added a new high altitude emulsifier to compensate for the expected high +ISA temps aloft.
All new tracks; as usual your Team Lead will need the codes to download your routes.
Happy Chem-ing, Dave
 
Anyone know where I can buy that switch? Would love to put one on in the plane and watch a few people lose it
 
Yes, it was late because they added a new high altitude emulsifier to compensate for the expected high +ISA temps aloft.
All new tracks; as usual your Team Lead will need the codes to download your routes.
Happy Chem-ing, Dave

Shhh. The distributor in Texas is keeping a low profile until after his meeting with the FAA tomorrow.

Thanks guys. Concerned I missed something on my end. Makes sense the new emulsifier needs the extra approval.
 
Anyone know where I can buy that switch? Would love to put one on in the plane and watch a few people lose it

I made mine except since then:
1. There are working red LED lights under each chemical
2. Vacuum gauge isn't there anymore replace by CO sensor
3. Transponder replaced with Stratus ESG
4. Breakers all black Klixon

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Does anyone have the “contrail” talking points document? I’m getting a lot of pointed chemtrails questions and it’s getting tougher to fake the contrail argument.
 
I received my coverage chart early, so you guys email TMITHC. Never mind the "ozone prediction" concentration. Just use your normal dispersant ratio. I guess it is for the upcoming elections. Don't spill it. It made me start to wanna vote the other way.

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I received my coverage chart early, so you guys email TMITHC. Never mind the "ozone prediction" concentration. Just use your normal dispersant ratio. I guess it is for the upcoming elections. Don't spill it. It made me start to wanna vote the other way.

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Why are your highest concentrations where there are no people?
 
Does anyone have the “contrail” talking points document? I’m getting a lot of pointed chemtrails questions and it’s getting tougher to fake the contrail argument.

The talking points are in the secure file area.
 
I have my suspicions, but I think after reading my expectations for the next dispersal, the idea is to get the general population to change their voting patterns again. If you remember last time we did this, Cal 3 was on the docket....and, well, we know the rest of the story.
 
Why are your highest concentrations where there are no people?

Don't you have the alternate scale? You always have to put two completely dissimilar documents together before it's the truth. The lowest concentrations are where there are no people.

Hey, wait a minute. 2319 here?
 
The talking points are in the secure file area.

Thanks I’ll check there. But ever since the new security protocols were rolled out its near impossible to find anything there. Oh well, I guess we got through this before in ‘01.
 
Looks like they increased the global warming percentage again. Keep a close watch on your nozzle temperatures.
 
Sigh. . .one again, my suggestion to use the breast augmentation impulse formula was turned down.
 
Is this still the recommended loading procedure?

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Sigh. . .one again, my suggestion to use the breast augmentation impulse formula was turned down.

The problem with that is accidental PIC contact which would likely ensue in loss of control of the aircraft.
 
Is this still the recommended loading procedure?

Geez, no!! You're putting Sterilize in the Mind Control tank, and Mind Control in the Sterilize tank!

This is going to end up sterilizing a bunch of old people in Fort Lauderdale, and getting a bunch of young immigrants in Miami to get out and vote. It's going to turn that entire state blue! For crying out loud. Safety first!
 
Is this still the recommended loading procedure?

Yeess, that is 'right'.... all except for the big pool of leaked chem solution to the right of the truck. Makes me cringe when I see all that valuable mix lost (not to mention the hazard to the crew). That was in Maine last summer, a lot of hazmat crew effort on Clean & Cover. (clean up the mess then cover up the activity).
 
Wow, those Texans must require a lot of chem. What’s the deal? Are they becoming resistant? I hope the November formula is a little more potent.
Yep. We didn't realize the barrels of it were for spraying... we were drinking it in our coffee, then we eliminated the coffee and drank it straight. We are pretty much immune at this point.
 
hmm maybe we should knock it off guys - I'm afraid this may become too visible to the public.
Google "November chem trial formula" yikes:
https://www.google.com/search?ei=Dh...i299j33i22i29i30j33i160j33i10i160.maIblree2Sw


(Hey, we're the top link! Now let's see if we can get into Snopes......)

BTW, if any of you guys got the task order to do the Ga-Ga Tech game and you'd like a right-seater to come along, let me know. The GTRI developed an alternative formula and the game is supposed to be the qualification trial.

https://www.gtri.gatech.edu/

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