NOTAM: Rapture coming on Saturday

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I think I heard on LiveATC that they're still waiting. "Clearance on request."

If only we had "Free Flight" and ADS-B, darn it! Then this would have been all unicorns and double-rainbows! ;)
 
Either nothing happened.
Or we're all dead and too dumb to know it.
Or there's been a little population control and us despicable types weren't good enough to be taken down during the hunt yesterday which leaves a little more room for everyone left behind.

And the Universe continues to do it's own thing and ignoring human predictions as usual...
 
Well...I had held off on cutting the grass thinking I might get out of it.
Guess I'll pull out the mower,

Best,

Dave
 
I heard they had a heathen double waiting in the basement just in case, as well as substitute callers for next week's bingo games.

EppyGA said:
Just wondering, did the Pope show up for mass? :D
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I helped a young lady reach the rapture.. Does that mean I get a clergyman's parking permit?

denny-o
 
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Dunno who the artist is, whoever you are, feel hereby credited.
 
"This is absolute proof that I am correct," said Camping. "The rapture definitely took place, but there just wasn't a soul worth saving so it went unnoticed. The world will still end in October, as planned."
When asked why he, as a good Christian, hadn't ascended at 6PM California time, Mr. Camping offered little explanation, simply saying, "Why I am still here is irrelevant; all I can do now is take the 80 million dollar surplus my organization has collected from religious donors to the Cayman Islands where I intend to work tirelessly spreading the word of God before the End of Days in October."
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-ritz/harold-camping-lack-of-no_b_865156.html
 
TMetzinger said:
Well, any gawd that leaves a good dog like that lab alone without his/her human... ain't worth thinking about, let alone worship.
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:yes:
Quote of the day.


"This is absolute proof that I am correct," said Camping.
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Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Are people really that stupid? How do they remember to breathe? A tape recording saying "breathe in, breathe out..."???

Two words:
1: Crack
2: pot
 
fgcason said:
... Seriously? SERIOUSLY? ...
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Not seriously. There is apparently a thing called "Huffpost Comedy", sort of like The Onion.

A little closer to serious:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/22/BAKO1JJIK7.DTL&tsp=1
..."It has been a really tough weekend," said Harold Camping, the 89-year-old fundamentalist radio preacher who convinced hundreds of his followers that the rapture would occur on Saturday at 6 p.m.
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"I'm looking for answers," Camping said, adding that meant frequent prayer and consultations with friends.

"But now I have nothing else to say," he said, closing the door to his home. "I'll be back to work Monday and will say more then."...​

Apparently this isn't this guy's first guess at the end of the world, he had predicted it in 1994 as well.
-harry
 
mantakos said:
Not seriously. There is apparently a thing called "Huffpost Comedy", sort of like The Onion.
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Oops. Sorry. I missed that bit. I'm a little slow when the difference between reality and totally made up is essentially the same.
 
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The rapture didn't happen ? I haven't seen my neighbors in a week.
 
ScottM said:
Well at least that one sounds legit.

We all know that it was the evil galactic emperor Xenu that caused this whole mess to begin with.
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"Of course, after the end of the world, that source (of funds) may dry up. We'll have to find something else," [Mayor Delord] said.
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;) Nuff said!
 
I hope to hell I never recognize necroposts because Harry put something in them.
 
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