no jokes, just punch lines.
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FormerHangie
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Because the light was on.
One. He just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Gee, you are a good sport!
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Bro do you even lift
boy are my arms tired.
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Snorting his way across the USA
Don't worry, the brilliant legal mind took my knapsack.
Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn’t fit you.
Are you ambidextrous?
Close all the windows, push it back the hill, and try again.
Hey John Kerry,
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Bro do you even lift
orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Initial Fix
My CFI said ………
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…he needed the money
luvflyin
Touchdown! Greaser!
Shoot sheet, chase *****, three days off.
***** is feline.
***** is feline.
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Snorting his way across the USA
Ow! Did you eat popcorn?
luvflyin
Touchdown! Greaser!
Me checkum for bees
Rectum? It damn near killed him!
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Drake the Outlaw
Natalie Wood!
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Mantis Toboggan, MD
Sailor, fetch me my brown pants!
Nauga,
and the sailing Elvis
Nauga,
and the sailing Elvis
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Mantis Toboggan, MD
So the bear wiped his *** with the rabbit.
Nauga,
in the woods
Nauga,
in the woods
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Drake the Outlaw
...hit the ball, drag Bob.
The Aristocrats!
Sorry. Lousy autocorrect. Should have been “tapping your WiFi“
Zeldman
Touchdown! Greaser!
To cover their butt quacks.
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Bro do you even lift
ketchup
Charlie Golf
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
The box said 8 to 10 years!
texasclouds
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To get to the other side
luvflyin
Touchdown! Greaser!
You don’t really come out here for the hunting, do you
Charlie Golf
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
He saw the snowblower coming.
luvflyin
Touchdown! Greaser!
And from the the follow up joke…
Because his **** was stuck in the chicken
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We come in pieces.