no jokes, just punch lines.

Three years later, they found him, teaching school in Italy.
 
“Boys, I’m goin back to the Yukon to …”. Uh, nevermind.
 
Tonto, I said go get the posse!
 
Or do I owe her an apology
 
Well, Sally, that isn't my thumb.
 
Why, if it weren't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all!
 
The horse’s name was Friday
 
He had a hat
 
It is. You wanna buy a toothbrush?
 
A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once.
 
No, it's salty!
 
In their sleevies.

Ron Wanttaja
 
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Let me bring you a drink, ma’am, and how about a banana for your monkey?
 
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