Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Chrisgoesflying]

 

[JOhnH]

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AAAhh!
That explains a lot. It wasn't my fault.

 

[MauleSkinner]

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How do we know who “some of you” are?

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

How do we know who “some of you” are?

All of you

 

[MauleSkinner]

All of you

 

[flyingcheesehead]

admit it, it goes off almost every time, right? ;-)

I'm at a stop light right now.

 

[Charlie Golf]

I'm at a stop light right now.

And I'm right behind you. GET MOVING!!

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[nauga]

Almost as much fun as farting in a wetsuit.

That's how the ducktail hairstyle got its start.

Nauga,
buoyant

 

[AV8R_87]

Bag policy at the Las Vegas F1 race:

 

[Daleandee]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Jim K]

What did the octogenarian pirate say?




Aye, Matey!

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Domenick]

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Bouncing Betty instantly clears an entire room.

 

[Bob Noel]

instant landing zone

 

[MauleSkinner]

Bouncing Betty instantly clears an entire room.
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So does farting Freddy, and I’m not sure which is more dangerous.

Or, if to a pilot lounge, you could pull out an E6B.

 

[AV8R_87]

Disney's new character in the Star Wars franchise, Ham Solo:

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Domenick]

We need a question mark emoji.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[Tarheelpilot]

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I don’t see the problem

 

[aterry1067]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[bflynn]

A true Scotsman knows how to play the bagpipes. A true Scottish gentleman refrains from doing it.

 

[bflynn]

My home improvement project for the weekend.

 

[flyingpreacher]

My home improvement project for the weekend.

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I’m partial to the horizontal orientation.

 

[Bob Noel]

My home improvement project for the weekend.

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Or, how to know you are COMPLETELY OCD

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

Saw it instantly. Hope this doesn't mean I have some problem.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[AV8R_87]

Saw it instantly. Hope this doesn't mean I have some problem.

As lonng as your AME doesn't hear about it.

 

[Bill]

Or, how to know you are COMPLETELY OCD

We have two sets of switches, three switches each panel. Two are simple on off, the third in each is a two way (or whatever you call it), with a corresponding on off at the end of the hall or stairway. If they all three aren’t lined up, I usually flip the offending switch and then walk to the other end and turn the light back off.

 

[MauleSkinner]

We have two sets of switches, three switches each panel. Two are simple on off, the third in each is a two way (or whatever you call it), with a corresponding on off at the end of the hall or stairway. If they all three aren’t lined up, I usually flip the offending switch and then walk to the other end and turn the light back off.

My wife tells me that I use the wrong light switch in the master bath to turn the lights on.

 

[Bob Noel]

My wife tells me that I use the wrong light switch in the master bath to turn the lights on.

“Yes dear” is the only correct response, right?

 

[MauleSkinner]

“Yes dear” is the only correct response, right?

Yes, dear.

 

[Half Fast]

“Yes dear” is the only correct response, right?

No, an alternative response is also "I'm sorry, dear."