Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[CharlieD3]

My workplace

 

[luvflyin]

 

[Matthew]

Not sure how it happened, but I was reminded this morning of one of my most epic dad-joke fails.

"What's brown and sticky?"

"A stick!"

--

Years ago, when my nieces were just kids, I tried that one on them:

Me: "What's brown and sticky?"
Niece 1: "eeeewww!"
Niece 2: "Syrup!"
Me: "No, a sti...wait...that's really pretty good!"

 

[CharlieD3]

Optional on some vehicles in Tennessee...

 

[Hawker800]

 

[CharlieD3]

If Indian made "mowercycles" (maybe they did?)

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[kayoh190]

 

[Daleandee]

Had to take my bird to the hospital ... he needed a tweetment!

 

[JOhnH]

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Am I the only one that took a few seconds to figure that out?

 

[kayoh190]

Am I the only one that took a few seconds to figure that out?

It took me a few seconds too.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Arrow76R]

A few seconds here too!!!! Too early in the day, I guess.

 

[Bob Noel]

Am I the only one that took a few seconds to figure that out?

I think that was part of the intent and humor...

 

[A1Topgun]

A few seconds? I must be getting slow, took several minutes!

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Matthew]

This is no joke:

 

[denverpilot]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[CharlieD3]

 

[A Martin]

.

Dear Ann Landers:
I have a family of raccoons living under my front porch. What should I do ?

ANN LANDERS : Put a piece of blue cheese under the porch

Dear Ann Landers :
The raccoons are gone , but now there are German pilots living under my porch. What should I do ?

.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[kayoh190]

^^^ bwahahahahaha!

 

[luvflyin]

Kids doing the Neymar

 

[luvflyin]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[CharlieD3]

THE solution!

 

[Lycosaurus]

The school phoned me today and said, "Your son has been telling lies."

I said, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids”

 

[luvflyin]

Don't count your beavers until they're hatched, Loyola is impressive.

 

[Bill]

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Lol! Yup

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Matthew]

 

[Lycosaurus]

Looks like they could do with a visit from International Rescue...

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]