Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[DaleB]

Pretty big bird bath!

Well, yeah, it's 20' long X 13' wide X 7'deep.

 

[luvflyin]

 

[jeanathon]

Well, yeah, it's 20' long X 13' wide X 7'deep.

Sounds more like a bird pool.

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Lycosaurus]

I guess I was taught wrong....

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Albany Tom]

If we put that in Jeopardy format.... category "risk" for 400 - One reason why "garbage man" is higher on the list of most dangerous occupations than either "policeman" or "fireman".

 

[Domenick]

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And another: https://www.historycolorado.org/media/183

 

[AV8R_87]

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard…

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[MauleSkinner]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[FORANE]

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Change that to when you get your executioner from temu.

 

[Charlie Golf]

Seems low.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[Bob Noel]

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wait, what is "too much lasagna"?

 

[Charlie Golf]

wait, what is "too much lasagna"?

I agree, that's a very confusing thing to say.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[luvflyin]

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[DaleB]

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Firing squid.

 

[NealRomeoGolf]

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They got a firing squid instead of a firing squad.

 

[jeanathon]

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I resemble that.

 

[luvflyin]

They got a firing squid instead of a firing squad.

Oh man. That was too easy.

 

[Palmpilot]

Firing squid.

It took me a minute.

 

[DaleB]

It took me a minute.

Took me a minute too.

 

[Domenick]

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More examples of Correlation vs. Causation:

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[jsstevens]

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It's astonishing they can drive at all.