Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Albany Tom]

Dad knows the new fridge will be lucky to live 3 years.

 

[wilkersk]

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Steak & Eggs with a waffle on the side. Providing 2am hangover pre-treatment since 1955.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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Long about July I like to go into Costco and read the labels on milk and egg cartons for a couple of hours.

 

[Zeldman]

So, I asked my wife if she would wear gloves if she had no hands. She said no.

I asked her if she would wear shoes if she had no feet. Again, no.

So I asked her why she was wearing a bra.

Anyway my dentist appointment is on Monday...

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

 

[robin ardoin]

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Guilty as charged. I’ve had a few words in my progress notes that I was struggling to figure out what I had written.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Guilty as charged. I’ve had a few words in my progress notes that I was struggling to figure out what I had written.

“Progress noted”?

 

[FORANE]

Progress notes are a part of medical charts, kind of like an annual in your logbook.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[AV8R_87]

Looks like someone found it:

 

[JOhnH]

Looks like someone found it:
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Is that based at Little Saint James?

 

[luvflyin]

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???

 

[JOhnH]

???

I took it as meaning anything would be better than this freezing weather. Especially if it is warm, even if it comes with mosquitoes.

 

[Charlie Golf]

???

I took it as meaning anything would be better than this freezing weather. Especially if it is warm, even if it comes with mosquitoes.

Santa Barbara CA and FL people wouldn't understand.

But hey... it's a LITTLE warmer today!

 

[Bob Noel]

I took it as meaning anything would be better than this freezing weather. Especially if it is warm, even if it comes with mosquitoes.

me thinks the ca guy was taking a shot at those of us freezing our tushkis off...

 

[luvflyin]

I took it as meaning anything would be better than this freezing weather. Especially if it is warm, even if it comes with mosquitoes.

Ah

 

[AV8R_87]

Is that based at Little Saint James?

I see what you did there...

 

[Jim K]

I see what you did there...

I hope not. I saw what prince Andrew did there.

 

[Jim K]

Facts.

 

[Albany Tom]

Facts.

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I take it that they sent 3 people or so to Montana to ask residents that question, and none of them came back...

 

[Jim K]

I take it that they sent 3 people or so to Montana to ask residents that question, and none of them came back...

I'm pretty sure @Southpaw is the only one up there, and he seems to like it. He also has to drive like 50 miles to the post office, so it's possible they're still waiting on the survey to come back.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Charlie Golf]

Is it that time again?!

 

[Half Fast]

What lies in store for @2-Bit Speed .......

 

[AV8R_87]

What lies in store for @2-Bit Speed ....

It's a girl?

 

[2-Bit Speed]

Juliette Eugenia

 

[Half Fast]

It's a girl?

YEP! Miss Juliette Eugenia.

 

[AV8R_87]

Congratulations!!

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

YEP! Miss Juliette Eugenia.

I don’t think that’s the name we chose here on POA. Someone dig up that threat where we named her months ago before it’s too late! Congrats anyways though ;-)

 

[Half Fast]

I don’t think that’s the name we chose here on POA. Someone dig up that threat where we named her months ago before it’s too late! Congrats anyways though ;-)

I recommended “Clara Prop” but was overruled....

 

[Albany Tom]

YEP! Miss Juliette Eugenia.

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I recognize the look in that second pic! It's "why aren't we flying yet?" And thank you for posting such a happy pic.

 

[Daleandee]

I recognize the look in that second pic! It's "why aren't we flying yet?" And thank you for posting such a happy pic.

I thought it was more of a "so you're the one I get to train" look.

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Facts.

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Um, Ohio? Sit down, we need to talk...

 

[Matthew]

Babies are cool.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Babies are cool.

Yeah, but they can smell fear.

 

[Half Fast]

I thought it was more of a "so you're the one I get to train" look.

SWMBO says it’s the “So where’s my pony?” look.

 

[Matthew]

SWMBO says it’s the “So where’s my pony?” look.

I remember that look: “Wait…THAT’s my dad?”

 

[Half Fast]

A physicist, a chemist, a mathematician, and a philosopher were all in a bar together. The physicist turns to the chemist and says, "You know, chemistry is nothing more than applied physics."

They all laugh at the chemist for a moment, and then the mathematician remarks, "On the other hand, physics is really nothing more than applied mathematics."

Everyone chuckles at the physicist, and then the philosopher speaks up. "And mathematics is just applied philosophy!"

After everyone has a loud laugh, the mathematician turns to the philosopher and says, "Very funny. Now shut up and bring me the beer I ordered."

 

[Daleandee]

I remember that look: “Wait…THAT’s my dad?”

My son looks at me strange when he says, "hey dad" and I reply, "I hope so" ...