Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

The [Three Letter Acronym] IDK (I Don't Know) could just as easily stand for I Do Know which is why IKN for I Know Not is the superior [Three Letter Acronym]. I will die on this hill. :cheerswine:
[By The Way] BTW, when the Kansas City Union Station was remodeled about 20 years ago, they found all sorts of items inside the walls and scattered around the place. That “WUT” was off a uniform and means “Western Union Telegraph”. I took that picture while waiting for the Amtrak. I figured I would find the opportunity use it some day.
Imagine being a German in WW1 and a young American soldier jumps into your trench with a shotgun. You’d be one sour Kraut.

According to HW McBride, when you jumped into a German trench, you used your .45. Rifles/shotguns etc were too unwieldy.

Terrific book by the way.

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"Absquatulation", a word for all time. The English sure have a talent for the use of the English language ... possibly the source of the term "eponymous" ... or sumthin'. It's probably best if I absquatulate now.
There was a guy on Facebook who was trying to convince me that it's impossible for rockets to leave the atmosphere because they would experience high-altitude stall. He claimed that all pilots know this, and when I told him that I'm a pilot, he didn't believe me. :rofl:
That's unbelieveable.
Whew. Someone finally posted a joke. I was gittin’ ready to say maybe this thread should be renamed to the ‘no jokes on Friday joke thread.’

Afraid all the submarine puns were torpedoing the thread?
The fear (phobia) of palindromes is Aibohphobia
A sub-palindrome is a contiguous chain of palindromes with a common center.
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Wasn't Palindrome the guy with the business card that said "have gun will travel"? Or do I have him mixed up with someone that was in the artillery?