A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun.
Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers.
The farmer exclaimed “What do you want boy?"
The young man replied “ Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're going out for spaghetti, is she ready?"
The farmer laughed and said" You are a clever young man." Eddie replied” We rhyme. all the time!". "Well come in, Betty will be ready to go soon."
A second knock at the door. The farmer again answers with his gun. Another well dressed man stood there with flowers.
The farmer exclaimed, “Young man what do you want? “ The young man sheepishly answered " Hello, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, I would like to take her to a show, may she go? The farmer laughed and said" you are a clever young man." Joe replied” We rhyme. all the time!" "Come on in Flo will be ready to go soon.
Another knock at the door. The farmer again answers with his gun. A third well dressed young man stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed, “Young man what do you want? “ “Hi my name's Chuck. “
The farmer shot him.