Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[SkyChaser]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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As in, how long does it take for half a pee?

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

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[Lycosaurus]

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WARNING!: I am not responsible for your future phobia of consuming yogurt.

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[Whitney]

Mmm bull yogurt.

Said no one ever.

 

[Whitney]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Daleandee]

It's all about me!!!

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[Palmpilot]

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My flying club has a very fat cat, and to hear it yowl, you'd think it hadn't been fed in a year!

 

[CharlieD3]

Yet another reason...

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Lycosaurus]

Apologies in advance to all the women on this site, and of course my wife... (not sure I am safe).

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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That’s “fecal position.”

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Jim K]

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This hurts my brain.

 

[Bob Noel]

not just the brain...

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[JOhnH]

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I'm chomping at the bit waiting for a return to literacy. Literally.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Daleandee]

True story ... I have some photos that I took a few years ago while doing an inspection at an elementary school. In the hall was a bulletin board with pictures of children holding signs saying what they wanted to be when they grew up. I found plenty of doctor, lawyer, archeologist, and such. I finally found one that said pilot. But the one that made me LOL was the little guy with a smirk on his face holding a sign that said, "ice cream man."

 

[MauleSkinner]

But the one that made me LOL was the little guy with a smirk on his face holding a sign that said, "ice cream man."

I don’t remember making signs in school, but I do remember that being my career goal.

 

[L J Donelson]

I don’t remember making signs in school, but I do remember that being my career goal.

That was a cool goal to have at such a young age.

 

[Albany Tom]

Young age? I started to do some back of envelope math on quitting IT and opening a hot dog stand just before covid.

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Jim K]

Stolen from Bookface:

 

[Bob Noel]

I resent that

 

[Hawker800]