Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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Had Newton NOT discovered gravity, flying would not have its own monetary units, and everyone could fly... I don't like Newton.
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CharlieD3 said:
Had Newton NOT discovered gravity, flying would not have its own monetary units, and everyone could fly... I don't like Newton.
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If they hadn’t put “TheDazzlingFacts” right across the tree, it wouldn’t look so much like it has eyes and a mouth, and it’s winding up to throw. ;)
 
What a shame there is already a measurement called Newton. Otherwise, Newton would have been a great name for AMU.
 
Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe said:
Based on several sources, you are not alone in that.

Fun Fact: Newton developed the laws of motion / gravity / calculus while quarantined for 18 months while Cambridge was closed due to the plague.
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He also all but shunned relationships with women because he thought it would interfere with his academic/intellectual interests.
 
SoonerAviator said:
He also all but shunned relationships with women because he thought it would interfere with his academic/intellectual interests.
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Einstein dealt with that by marrying a physicist. Didn't last though.
 
Tesla married a pigeon. Well, maybe not married, but they were very, very close. You may laugh, but there was this trick she could do with her wings...
 
luvflyin said:
Well it ain't all my fault. It was there, so I clicked. But I assume full responsibility for watching more than a few seconds if it.
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Thank you for validating my decision not to click on it! ;)
 
denverpilot said:
Then he married his cousin after that, didn't he? Lol. The original quintessential Arkansas couple. Hehehehe.
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You have heard about the law in West Virginia where after the divorce, the now separated spouses will still remain brother and sister?
 
AggieMike88 said:
You have heard about the law in West Virginia where after the divorce, the now separated spouses will still remain brother and sister?
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I’ve heard the police there have a difficult time solving murders. There are no dental records and the DNA all matches.
 
Half Fast said:
I’ve heard the police there have a difficult time solving murders. There are no dental records and the DNA all matches.
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That is just wrong, but oh so funny.
A friend from WV used to tell me, incest is best, but everything is relative.

Tim
 
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