Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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If they hadn’t put “TheDazzlingFacts” right across the tree, it wouldn’t look so much like it has eyes and a mouth, and it’s winding up to throw.Had Newton NOT discovered gravity, flying would not have its own monetary units, and everyone could fly... I don't like Newton.
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Based on several sources, you are not alone in that.
Fun Fact: Newton developed the laws of motion / gravity / calculus while quarantined for 18 months while Cambridge was closed due to the plague.
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Had Newton NOT discovered gravity, flying would not have its own monetary units, and everyone could fly... I don't like Newton.
Let me guess, fig tree?
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He also all but shunned relationships with women because he thought it would interfere with his academic/intellectual interests.
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Genius.
Einstein dealt with that by marrying a physicist. Didn't last though.
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Well it ain't all my fault. It was there, so I clicked. But I assume full responsibility for watching more than a few seconds if it.
Even smart people can have difficulty with marital relationships. One might even say that smart people are especially likely to.So he wasn't very smart eh?
Thank you for validating my decision not to click on it!
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Then he married his cousin after that, didn't he? Lol. The original quintessential Arkansas couple. Hehehehe.
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You owe me oneThank you for validating my decision not to click on it!
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I didn’t need to click on it…I memorized it when I was a kid.Thank you for validating my decision not to click on it!
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"Smart" <> "Wise".Even smart people can have difficulty with marital relationships. One might even say that smart people are especially likely to.
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Even smart people can have difficulty with marital relationships. One might even say that smart people are especially likely to.
Didn't work for you either?
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Explain?
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
Too soon?
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Aaron Rodgers lost on Saturday so is out of the playoffs. Someone put his head on the Bernie Sanders arm crossed thing from the inauguration last year.
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
You have heard about the law in West Virginia where after the divorce, the now separated spouses will still remain brother and sister?
I’ve heard the police there have a difficult time solving murders. There are no dental records and the DNA all matches.
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That is just wrong, but oh so funny.
A friend from WV used to tell me, incest is best, but everything is relative.
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