Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Hawker800]

 

[Bill]

@Bill Jennings, @eman1200 - didnt know y’all owned a corporate jet, didya?

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Right after @RyanB posted this, I started a quick short funny, but then life, etc. Well, I finished it up last night, hopefully worth a chuckle or two!

 

[CharlieD3]

Ya know, I hate to be "political" and this might get me banned... And it's not really funny... But it must be said...

 

[denverpilot]

Right after @RyanB posted this, I started a quick short funny, but then life, etc. Well, I finished it up last night, hopefully worth a chuckle or two!

The MooneyJet goes down in history alongside the LearBaron! LOL

 

[MauleSkinner]

At least there’s a break during leap years.

 

[Bill]

At least there’s a break during leap years.

A break? Leap year would be 366 days

 

[MauleSkinner]

A break? Leap year would be 366 days

Exactly...she only nags 365 days.

 

[Bill]

Exactly...she only nags 365 days.

Ah, ok, yes!

 

[CharlieD3]

Ya know, I hate to be "political" and this might get me banned... And it's not really funny... But it must be said...

Whew, that was close..! Better re-read it, folks...

 

[Palmpilot]

Right after @RyanB posted this, I started a quick short funny, but then life, etc. Well, I finished it up last night, hopefully worth a chuckle or two!

I was flying a Citabria jet today!

 

[Morgan3820]

Whew, that was close..! Better re-read it, folks...

Ok, I don’t get it. Can somebody explain this to me?

 

[SoonerAviator]

Ok, I don’t get it. Can somebody explain this to me?

It says mandatory "vacations", not "vaccinations". It's designed to rile up people who gloss over the small spelling difference.

 

[denverpilot]

Everyone should be so “woke”. LOL

 

[SoonerAviator]

Everyone should be so “woke”. LOL

 

[Morgan3820]

Everyone should be so “woke”. LOL

And they let them vote and sit on juries.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[jsstevens]

Right after @RyanB posted this, I started a quick short funny, but then life, etc. Well, I finished it up last night, hopefully worth a chuckle or two!

That thing needs some noise suppressors.

 

[denverpilot]

May need this for the Subaru. LOL

 

[denverpilot]

 

[Greg Bockelman]

Ok, I don’t get it. Can somebody explain this to me?

I made the same mistake on another forum.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

 

[CharlieD3]

Just because you can... Doesn't mean you should.

 

[Charlie Golf]

Just because you can... Doesn't mean you should.

 

[jimhorner]

Just because you can... Doesn't mean you should.

Thought for sure this was photoshopped. Seems like a real thing:

 

[luvflyin]

I started a thread here https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/land-o’matic.131719/

 

[CharlieD3]

Reward?

 

[Lycosaurus]

Should probably read: ... If anyone caesar, lettuce know.

Reward?

 

[Palmpilot]

Thought for sure this was photoshopped. Seems like a real thing:

"...steering issues...let's not get into that..."

 

[Cluemeister]

Should probably read: ... If anyone caesar, lettuce know.

Maybe the dog was romaine around and got lost?

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[IK04]

Everyone should be so “woke”. LOL

There actually are people out there who think extracting milk from cows kills them. No kidding.

Before they drew that conclusion, they thought milk came from cartons at the grocery store and were not fully aware of the existence of cows.

 

[CharlieD3]

People don't know about cows? How about spaghetti?

 

[Palmpilot]

People don't know about cows? How about spaghetti?

From the comments section, here's a link to a fun little documentary about that broadcast:

 

[Zeldman]

There actually are people out there who think extracting milk from cows kills them. No kidding.

Also keeping pets safe, warm and fed is wrong because it causes depression in the animals....

 

[CharlieD3]

Around here, it's usually sell. As in "I will sale you one of the items I have for sell."

The spelling on this one... Has me confounded.

I wonder if he meant four cell batteries?
Nope. Hmmm.

 

[CharlieD3]

Gesundheit!

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]