Okay, time for a pirep!
There are several fast food restaurants within a mile radius of a typical bike ride destination, which, in fact is itself a fast food restaurant. There is Habit Burger. Home of the Burger Girls. There is Inn n Out. And all the rest. Chic Fil A to me pretty much falls in to this category, at least always had. I was now finally motivated to try it.
As I rode up to the place, there was something that struck me as odd. Literally. It was odd to have a random tree branch exactly where it was. No big deal maybe it was an omen. Oh, right, and the other thing... there is something that isn't kosher about this place...
Duh. Right. The restaurant has roots in Christianity. Well, but so does Santeria, so that isn't saying a lot necessarily. I saw a college age male with a tablet device taking orders from a line of cars. He suspiciously resembled
@Ryanb. So I walked in to the establishment. I was expecting to see rows of pews. I did not see rows of pews but I saw tables with bench seating that resembled rows of pews.
The register clerk ushered me over to his register. He suspiciously looked like Ryanb as well. They all looked like Ryanb. Except the girls. They did not look like Ryanb. "What can I get started for you?"
I've never understood that question. I hear it. I know that they mean "What would you like today?" Oh, that's why. If you ask "What would you like today?" That leaves it open for me to point to one of the alluring table runner girls and say "that." No, "What can I get started for you" doesn't leave that opportunity open for you without being super awkward. I ordered the Cobb salad. I wasn't sure what else to expect. Perhaps he would suggest to add on an order of communion. I did not see people randomly being administered communion, but then again it is a Saturday.
It was pretty much as I expected. I expected a pre-made salad in the cooler on which one places warmed sliced chicken breast, served with tear packets of dressing. Which, is what it was. I didn't notice it until I was halfway in to the thing, but there was a dry packet of roasted bell peppers in the dressing-fork kit. How quaint.
How was it? Comparison:
________________Chic Fil A________________Habit Burger
Salad___________Premade chilled___________Made when ordered
Dressing_________Commercial packets_______House made tossed in or side in tubs
Boiled egg_______Yes______________________Yes
Bacon___________No (dried bell pepper)_____Yes
Amount__________Reasonable______________Reasonable plus
Price____________$8.99___________________$7.49
Drink____________One refill_______________Unlimited refills
Yumminess_______Not bad_________________Pretty F good
Service__________Good___________________Good
Burger Girls_______N/A___________________Awesome
I really had no beef with Chic Fil A. Literally. There was no beef. I mean, if you wanted a burger, not that I necessarily did (okay that was a lie) that would not have been an option. I would classify this salad as better than your BK or McD's equivalents, but not very much better. I would say there was a little more substance than either of those two.
Oh here is the other thing I found enlightening (get it, enlightening? See the common theme? Oh boy tough crowd here. Nevermind.) The clientele. They all caused one realization to come to mind.
I had no idea there was a trailer park so close.
Edit: For some reason my columns did not work out. This is a problem. (Now fixed)