One of these guys is a Mechanical Engineer...
$425K base salary, with 150% of base pay bonus this year, and 70% bonus next, dependent upon financials, plus stock and stock option grants, and guaranteed vesting of everything -- if the company changes hands.
Meanwhile, the all non-management employees of the Corporation are on a year long announced salary freeze. Yup.
Teach your kid how to be as ruthless as this, he'll be golden. The Mechanical Engineering part doesn't even matter. The math will just help your kid track his net worth in a spreadsheet.
http://biz.yahoo.com/e/120919/syke8-k.html
Or as Mel Brooks puts it, "It's good to be the King!"
(Yes, that's my employer. And yes, everyone in my department including my bosses have read the above and find it reprehensible behavior. What'cha going to do? We all know a) Exactly where our place in the pecking order at the food trough is, and b) Exactly what he thinks of all of us. And I'd rather be right there, knowing what the score really is -- than it be a secret. The stock and options grants are still a secret of course. We play along when he says we're all part of the same "team" and "family".)
Look up your company's 8K filings and other entertaining stuff on EDGAR sometime. It's always entertaining to compare reality to what's stated in "team" events.
These people live in a different world.
Did I mention that during the merger, they "lost" my Engineer title? As a friend said, "To them, it's just a word. To you, it's something you earned." Yeah. 20 years to have some HR wonk change my title to "Admin". I'm not a title chaser, but that's just rude. Show me the money, you can call me "Internet Janitor"... I really don't care... but with the above information factored in... why not be insulted?
Anyway, figure out how to teach the kid how to pretend they have Asberger's Syndrome and find a way to get them into so-called "leadership". No point in working under the same rules as the riff-raff staff. LOL... leadership used to mean doing the things you expected your people to do... no more.