Only those familiar with pop culture would understand.
If you left your 182 in a Marne, Michigan cornfield, the FAA would like to speak to you
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MauleSkinner
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He and his brother, Wilbur, hired Charlie Taylor to design and build an air popper?
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Send in the drug dogs 
MauleSkinner
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I heard it was owned by a military guy…a kernel. Easy to recognize…a husky fellow with one big ear.
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I bet being in his squad was rough as a cob.
MauleSkinner
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Recon. Their job was to stalk the enemy.
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This has got to be the corniest thread ever -
(very curious - this is local for me)
(very curious - this is local for me)
MauleSkinner
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Yeah, but some of the puns are silky smooth.
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True, but it's been a long row to hoe ...
MauleSkinner
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At least it’s a tractor propeller, not a pusher.
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Now you're breaking new ground ...
MauleSkinner
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Per the thread title, it sounds like someone needs to cultivate their relationship with the FAA.
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Bro do you even lift
he almost got creamed
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Can it!
MauleSkinner
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I had classmates in high school who worked summers for Del Monte. I was told NEVER eat the creamed corn, you never know what’s in it. I guess they were right!
Are they farming out the investigation?
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I think he hit the silk so he wouldn’t buy the farm. His post-landing taxi pattern is pretty rough, too - it looks like a maize. I’m sure he’ll be able to harvest an insurance settlement - he’s an expert in this field!
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The photo would probably be better if it was cropped.
Landed short for seats at the Field of Dreams
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This thread is giving me a head acre.
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Manure working hard on farm related puns.
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A landing like that, I would have soiled my pants.
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I've never met him, but I've heard he's a good fallow.
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I shouldn't have posted this. The last thing I want to do is hectare anyone.
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Sow what if they are?
MauleSkinner
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I’m sure his response to this would be, “aw, shucks.”
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Anyone with that term in his vocabulary is a real goober.
MauleSkinner
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I was thinking “hayseed” myself, but that would be an alfalfa pun. I think we need to stick with corn pones.
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Bro do you even lift
this was the pilot, probably
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I wonder if he went into town to fritter time away while waiting for emergency services.
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They do tend to grow on you.
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That might be the root of the problem ...