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Final Approach
f*** you. And I mean it personally.
best thread of the day, so far!
Breathe in slowly. Now out. Repeat 10 times. Now, what happened?f*** you. And I mean it personally.
Oh. That. Allow me to expand on your original post. If your an any car manufactured since say about 1990 or so engineer, f*** you.2010 Honda Odessey. Wife gets up and leaves the house at 7:30a to have breakfast with a friend. I’m warm in bed, doggie tucked under my arm. I hear her open the garage door, start up, and leave. It sounded like it had an 8-71 roots blower in it. Oh well, lazy Saturday. Back to sleep. She calls 10 minutes later. Car died. Electrical goofy stuff a few seconds before. Fine, probably alternator. I pick her and her friend up and take them to get my daughter’s car which we’re storing at the hangar for a couple months while she’s overseas.
Drive home, grab tools, scan tool, jumper cables, voltmeter. Drive to the van. First check batt volts. 12.48. Good enough. Start it. Runs ok for 15 seconds then rough, as I check batt volts 7.8, then dies. Yup, alt. Call tow truck. $45. Van is taken to the house.
It took me more effort, cuts, bruises, sore back, and cussing to remove the freed alternator from the tight confines than it did to completely free it. Mind you, harnesses, power steering reservoir, washer reservoir, and hoses had to either be removed or pushed tied back. Still the friggen timing cover, tensioner, frame, and A/C tubing and hose were all in such a configuration that the alternator had to be in an exact 3-dimensional orientation to pass through, both coming and going. Dropped and lost a bolt into the abyss, gone forever. Did the same with the power steering reservoir cap (I’ll find one on Amazon).
I’ve replaced a timing belt on a 2009 and it was truly easy and fun. Maybe too much caffeine, not enough sleep (5 hrs), and nice flying weather. 8 hours later, van is running again. $344 for an alternator at Autozone. Inflation.
Lately I’ve paid people to work on my cars. I’m getting to old and impatient. But with whatever the Econ is doing, finding a shop to take it and turn it around in 1 day and on a weekend ain’t happening. A friend is looking at a similar repair 1 week out.
I was livid at the ridiculousness of maintenance on these cars. A friend asked me last year to help replace an alternator on their Toyota minivan. Something about removing the radiator first. Told him to take it somewhere, screw that noise.
The genius who installed the alternator on my IO-470 in my 182 put the alternator pivot bolt facing backwards - hex towards the firewall and nut forward. When the alternator has to come off for service, Controller.com
That’s what you get for not buying the HID/LED upgrade.You know the 2010ish Mazda 3s if you want to change the head light bulb, either you have small hands, find someone with small hands who don't mind getting dirty to cuts, or you take off the bumper.
And the cabin air filter requires you to drop the glove box or something like that.
That's exactly how that sh*t happens. Learned that when the first cad systems came out in the early 80's. Air conditioner duct eventually had to be sacrificed for a missile control box on an armed helicopter.thank you 3d modeling cad software
That's exactly how that sh*t happens. Learned that when the first cad systems came out in the early 80's. Air conditioner duct eventually had to be sacrificed for a missile control box on an armed helicopter.
Hellfire. Marine AH-1J/T front seat. That panel and the space behind it was very crowded.It sounds like you put on the wrong missiles. Doesn't a sidewinder only require something like 4 wires? power, lock tone back, and fire?
…..They put soccer moms in the back seat.
That’s what you get for not buying the HID/LED upgrade.
Takes 5 seconds to “drop” it and another 5 to raise it back in place.
- Open glove box
- Squeeze sides of glove box
- Open glove box further
Actually, I had the Mazdaspeed 3 which has everything except the moonroof. I kinds miss the HID that turns with you, and the stick and the ability to go way too far around a corner. Ah well, wife’s happier in the Accord.
And I just looked up the air filter. Now I remember, not the glove box. If you can fit yourself under it and see well enough etc to get at it. Clearly, everyone at Mazda is a contortionist.
I enjoy the 2" extra legroom without having to park a battleship to pay for it. Your skinned knuckles did not die in vain. They were in service of not giving me the Jimmy Legs.
Car companies don't care about ease of maintenance and why would they? That alternator will likely get replaced only once in the life of the car. Are they really going to redesign the entire engine compartment just to make the job quicker for something that isn't very often replaced? Why do that when shop time is billed hourly? The consumer will spend more and the company will make more profit on a difficult maintenance job . Very few if any people are going to base their car buying decisions on how east an alternator is to replace. Again, there is no advantage for the car company to make non regular maintenance easy or cheap.
Car companies don't care about ease of maintenance and why would they? That alternator will likely get replaced only once in the life of the car. Are they really going to redesign the entire engine compartment just to make the job quicker for something that isn't very often replaced? Why do that when shop time is billed hourly? The consumer will spend more and the company will make more profit on a difficult maintenance job . Very few if any people are going to base their car buying decisions on how east an alternator is to replace. Again, there is no advantage for the car company to make non regular maintenance easy or cheap.
We bought my wife a 2016 Escape. I can see the oil filter, but I have no idea how to remove it. Changing the battery took me two hours.Alternator, no.
Lights, batteries, and oil. Yeah. Those will all impact my willingness to buy a car. Anything that’s replaced semi-regularly needs to be easy to access.
There’s a joke in there somewhere…I do find it annoying when I can't change a light bulb, though.
Starter in valley its the only one i have ever seen done this way a 4.7 liter v8 toyota engine in a fj100 land cruiser. I have changed one. Remembering where everything went was the hardest part even had some hardware left over…..