I ... just ...

[Frogs97]

... no words ...

 

[gsengle]

Reminds me of

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[AggieMike88]

So how are we going to hen peck this?

 

[Radar Contact]

Fry chickens, yes please.
Steal their unborn babies for their yumminess, yes please.
Put one in a glider and HD film the entire event, no thanks.

That's chicken abuse.

 

[Matthew]

You can't do that with a dog because he keeps trying to stick his head out the window.

 

[Shawn]

You can't do that with a dog because he keeps trying to stick his head out the window.

...and eat the chicken.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Isn't it supposed to be a cat and a duck?

 

[Shepherd]

I have an urge to binge on KFC.

 

[Matthew]

That chicken should have had a little parachute.

 

[AggieMike88]

That chicken should have had a little parachute.

that would be a chicken-shute to do!

 

[archerdriver]

Leather helmet, goggles and silk scarf...

 

[Van Johnston]

Imagine the stories it told all the other chickens when it got back to the coop.

 

[AggieMike88]

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

why

 

[wilkersk]

Dass vogel hat fingerspitzengefühl! ;-)

 

[FormerHangie]

That's one seriously free range chicken.

 

[Cooter]

I wonder how much poop the owner had to clean up? Chickens are nasty and always leave a mess.

 

[RyanB]

I wonder how much poop the owner had to clean up? Chickens are nasty and always leave a mess.

I'm guessing you've never been around pigs. Chickens are nowhere near as nasty as pigs.

 

[eman1200]

Monkey flew solo, just sayin.

 

[Cooter]

I'm guessing you've never been around pigs. Chickens are nowhere near as nasty as pigs.

There wasn't a pig in the video or I might have made a similar comment. Except with pigs, there is at least the possibility that it could have been trained.

 

[Everskyward]

why

Why not?

 

[Twin_Flyer]

Monkey flew solo, just sayin.

Speaking of him, Isn't time for an update???

 

[GRG55]

As the plane gains altitude wouldn't the passenger think the sky is falling?

 

[Sluggo63]

Isn't it supposed to be a cat and a duck?

A reluctant rooster, a sheep and a duck.

 

[OkieFlyer]

Monkey flew solo, just sayin.

Word!

 

[jsstevens]

why

When Bryan asks this question, some line has been crossed...

 

[Lachlan]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was perpendicular to his flight path.

 

[archerdriver]

Where this Chicken goes, he doesn't need....ROADS......

 

[Zeldman]

I wonder what the altitude record is for the highest flying chicken..??

 

[Clark1961]

Why not?

Well it looked like a lousy day for soaring. That is one "why not"

 

[ktup-flyer]

Would that chicken happen to be named Zaxby, or Cane, or Chick-Fil-A?

 

[Matthew]

I thought turkeys could fly.

 

[SkyDog58]

Do you glide better with the chicken feathered or unfeathered?

 

[Matthew]

Is it an African or European chicken?

 

[flyingron]

Bacca (my Quaker parrot) flies with me all the time. She took to it within minutes after takeoff on her first ride.
She really likes it when I'm otherwise solo as she can ride in the front seat rather than the back.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

"I ... just ..."
I think the currently accepted, maybe hipster? term, is:
"I can't even..."