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azblackbird

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I told you your photos were magazine worthy. :thumbsup:

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I get the feeling OP is an alter ego of a long time member or perhaps a recurring "visitor" that pops up once in awhile.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I get the feeling OP is an alter ego of a long time member or perhaps a recurring "visitor" that pops up once in awhile.
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This here may be some high quality, Grade-A trolling. Not the sloppy Russian kind, this is like expert NSA Deep State stuff. Don't think they don't know, oh they know...
 
Lowflynjack said:
I love it! Hopefully I get some pics in Sport Aviation soon... something in the works. The cover would be nice!
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Message me off board and I'll let you know the secrets to getting a cover shot. If I tell you here the PG will have a hissy fit, and I don't have enough diapers to go around to soothe that many butt-hurts. :yikes:
 
lol I thought it was funny don't take it so personally
 
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Acrodustertoo said:
Oh here we go, now you are just trying to stir the pot
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Or maybe it requires sexual favors with the editor that would be censored if he posted it publicly.
 
Acrodustertoo said:
Oh here we go, now you are just trying to stir the pot
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You know what's ironic @Acrodustertoo, in perusing many of the old threads on this forum, some of you clowns actually have a few tidbits of wisdom here and there that are worth digesting, and making mental notes of to store in the 'ole memory bank. Granted, I have to sift through a ton of crap to find those tidbits, but nevertheless, I stumble upon them every now and then during my reading. ;)
 
azblackbird said:
I told you your photos were magazine worthy. :thumbsup:

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Your sense of parody and graphic design are brilliant! No less. I understand you better, now. When your mother dropped you, it was very fortunate that the creative part of your brain was not injured. While your fantasies of 1500 mile solo cross-countries in furtherance of a business stirred some harsh feedback, I would ask those critics to be patient. Delusional thinking of this sort happens to people who have eaten paint chips for too long. The judgement and disciplined thinking of an accomplished aviator may be weak, but the creative juices are flowing (don't drool)! Keep up the good work.

Did you play with a lot of broken thermometers, too?
 
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azblackbird said:
You know what's ironic @Acrodustertoo, in perusing many of the old threads on this forum, some of you clowns actually have a few tidbits of wisdom here and there that are worth digesting, and making mental notes of to store in the 'ole memory bank. Granted, I have to sift through a ton of crap to find those tidbits, but nevertheless, I stumble upon them every now and then during my reading. ;)
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You sound rather appreciative about the members of this forum:no: yet you are calling all of us "clowns" in a rather demeaning tone just to stir the pot. Well have at it fella. if you do not appreciate the vast amount of knowledge and experience to be had here, well then don't let the hangar door hit you in the arse on the way out. :yes:
 
Bobanna said:
Your sense of parody and graphic design are brilliant! No less. I understand you better, now. When your mother dropped you, it was very fortunate that the creative part of your brain was not injured. While your fantasies of 1500 mile solo cross-countries in furtherance of a business stirred some harsh feedback, I would ask those critics to be patient. Delusional thinking of this sort happens to people who have eaten paint chips for too long. The judgement and disciplined thinking of an accomplished aviator may be weak, but the creative juices are flowing (don't drool)! Keep up the good work. Did you play with a lot of broken thermometers, too?
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Too many bike crashes and getting bucked off horses... what can I say? :crazy:
 
azblackbird said:
I guess if the shoe fits... then who am I to stop you? :dunno:
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I'll just go ahead and admit I'm a clown! It's a lot more fun that being serious all the time.

I wasn't sure what drama was stirred up, but I loved the pic! Thanks.
 
Lowflynjack said:
I wasn't sure what drama was stirred up, but I loved the pic! Thanks.
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You're welcome. Let me know if you want to go hollywood and start shooting/writing for some of the major flying mags. I've got some inside tips I can share with you on what the processes are.

@Lowflynjack regarding the PG crowd, here's a brief synopsis...

I'm an avid adventurer who is currently studying to become (more or less) legal to fly a plane. I posted that I'd like to do a long XC (as a student pilot) since I've already for the most part BTDT already in planes and on bikes. The PG crowd here blew a gasket telling me no way is that possible and I would be careless, dangerous, or I'd put my eye out for ever wanting to plan such a thing. To add icing to the cake, I'm also a business owner (internet/advertising) who is launching a new start-up that will allow me to travel the country in an airplane and conduct business. Once again, the PG crowd here crapped their pants telling me I can't conduct business as a private pilot, and I would have to have a commercial license and run under part 135. Never mind I cleared it with my accountant and a very well respected aviation attorney here in the valley, but apparently they didn't comprehend that part, and continue to insist I'd be violating the FARs. There's a few other minor things the PG crowd here like to nitpick about, but for the most part that's the gist of the story. :cool:
 
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Feels like the old hacky, hocky, brown couch, horse, Pete Fleming visitor.

I think they were all the same person. Who knows.
 
azblackbird said:
You know what's ironic @Acrodustertoo, in perusing many of the old threads on this forum, some of you clowns actually have a few tidbits of wisdom here and there that are worth digesting, and making mental notes of to store in the 'ole memory bank. Granted, I have to sift through a ton of crap to find those tidbits, but nevertheless, I stumble upon them every now and then during my reading. ;)
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Ya want mushrooms ya gotta rummage through a lotta horse crap to find them. They lake the dark.
 
azblackbird said:
You're welcome. Let me know if you want to go hollywood and start shooting/writing for some of the major flying mags. I've got some inside tips I can share with you on what the processes are.

@Lowflynjack regarding the PG crowd, here's a brief synopsis...

I'm an avid adventurer who is currently studying to become (more or less) legal to fly a plane. I posted that I'd like to do a long XC (as a student pilot) since I've already for the most part BTDT already in planes and on bikes. The PG crowd here blew a gasket telling me no way is that possible and I would be careless, dangerous, or I'd put my eye out for ever wanting to plan such a thing. To add icing to the cake, I'm also a business owner (internet/advertising) who is launching a new start-up that will allow me to travel the country in an airplane and conduct business. Once again, the PG crowd here crapped their pants telling me I can't conduct business as a private pilot, and I would have to have a commercial license and run under part 135. Never mind I cleared it with my accountant and a very well respected aviation attorney here in the valley, but apparently they didn't comprehend that part, and continue to insist I'd be violating the FARs. There's a few other minor things the PG crowd here like to nitpick about, but for the most part that's the gist of the story. :cool:
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CC268 said:
lol I love PoA it's my own personal reality show
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I hear ya... I caught the same flack years ago when I was touring the country on my GoldWing. The PG crowd on one of the GW boards I frequented, deemed that if you rode your GoldWing over 100 miles in a day, that you were a very dangerous and careless rider. They really crapped their pants when I posted some of my IronButt rides (1000-1500 miles in a day). You'd swear by their snide and obtrusive remarks, that I murdered and raped all the women, and beat all the young children wherever I rode. :eek2:

Every board has a PG... but whatta ya gonna do? They can try and scare you off (as several here have been) or you can play their silly little games.

I like silly games... :happydance:
 
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azblackbird said:
I hear ya... I caught the same flack years ago when I was touring the country on my GoldWing. The PG crowd on one of the GW boards I frequented, deemed that if you rode your GoldWing over 100 miles in a day, that you were a very dangerous and careless rider. They really crapped their pants when I posted some of my IronButt rides (1000-1500 miles in a day). You'd swear by their snide and obtrusive remarks, that I murdered and raped all the women, and beat all the young children wherever I rode. :eek2:

Every board has a PG... but whatta ya gonna do? They can try and scare you off (as several here have been) or you can play their silly little games.

I like silly games... :happydance:
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I'm calling BS. I rode a GL1200 Wing for 100,000 miles and many days we sat in the saddle for a full five hundred of them. Only Harley riders were jealous cause their butts couldn't stand the beating. Please go troll somewhere else.

I learned some time ago that God Wing owners never ride. They just own the bikes so they can brag about them. Ride or get off the pot.

My apologies to Harley owners. I know you ride. The other poster is full of BS.
 
Norman said:
I learned some time ago that God Wing owners never ride. They just own the bikes so they can brag about them. Ride or get off the pot. My apologies to Harley owners. I know you ride. The other poster is full of BS.
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When I had my first HD, I dressed in the pirate costume and would attend all the events and collect vest pins. Grew tired of that real quick. Most HD riders idea of a long ride was from the Dealership to a bar 20 miles away. Same with most of the Wingers, they're idea of a long ride was from a restaurant to the local DQ for ice cream.

I eventually hooked up with a group (both HD, sport bike, and Wing riders) who didn't mind riding from sun-up to sun-down rather than eating or drinking all the time. ;)
 
Buddy of mine did the Iron Butt, on his 59 Duo Glide. Didn't win, but finished well ahead of many many on their nice comfy touring bikes.
And the crotch rockets weren't even in the running.
 
azblackbird said:
They really crapped their pants when I posted some of my IronButt rides (1000-1500 miles in a day). You'd swear by their snide and obtrusive remarks, that I murdered and raped all the women, and beat all the young children wherever I rode.
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Wow! You had time to murder, rape, and beat children after riding 1500 miles in a day? When do you eat and sleep?
 
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