You joke about that. That's exactly how I flew the B-52H as of 3 years ago. No s--t, a 496 with Wx subscription on top of the glareshield. For "SA only" of course, but a hell of a lot better than that craptastic radar they haven't upgraded in too many years. It'll be a neat story to tell the grandkids, but I don't miss flying that outdated PoS.
I do envy those fighter old timers. Flying pointy-nosers in a political environment more focused on hacking the mission than sexual assault prevention training, qweepy ancillary duties or a general emasculation of the military in order to appease the female gender. These old timers had it good, even with flakier turbojet equipment. It's all timing and luck; that much I've learned about life so far.
Agreed on the sexy count. Considering the lack of CFD/FEM/CAD/CAM equipment to flight test and produce these things, they are works of art compared to the new generation fighters. Not to say a Viper or Typhoon aren't just as sexy as a hot naked lady flying through the sky, but there's something about the polished finish of the classic Sabre that just gives it an artistic value.