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I already have one on my shoulder.
"Each chip costs $300, and the company is picking up the tab. They're implanted between a person's thumb and forefinger. "
They are paying too much. It only costs $50 to microchip a dog or cat. I think the company should hire a vet to do it, and give the $250 savings to each employee.
As a bonus, using the vet will provide a nation-wide registration, so if the employee becomes lost and shows up at an animal shelter somewhere, the company will get a call.
Yes, I have a Sheriff friend said that's what one of the sensors hanging out over the highway, when I exit or enter the state, is reading.Any of you have an enhanced driver license? I do. It's what Alaska issues. Big Brother already has me carrying an rfid chip. They know where I am. I doubt the care, but they know.
Yes, I have a Sheriff friend said that's what one of the sensors hanging out over the highway, when I exit or enter the state, is reading.
No way, no how. My current employer doesn't require it, nor will it ever. Oh yeah, I'm the President and I make the rules. Of course, I'm the only employee, too, but...
Any of you have an enhanced driver license? I do. It's what Alaska issues. Big Brother already has me carrying an rfid chip. They know where I am. I doubt the care, but they know.
I already have one on my shoulder.
Any of you have an enhanced driver license? I do. It's what Alaska issues. Big Brother already has me carrying an rfid chip. They know where I am. I doubt the care, but they know.
I'm sure it has to do with some government regulation that FDA has issued...."Each chip costs $300, and the company is picking up the tab. They're implanted between a person's thumb and forefinger. "
They are paying too much. It only costs $50 to microchip a dog or cat. I think the company should hire a vet to do it, and give the $250 savings to each employee.
As a bonus, using the vet will provide a nation-wide registration, so if the employee becomes lost and shows up at an animal shelter somewhere, the company will get a call.
I'd do this. Last time I got out it took my friends weeks to find me.As a bonus, using the vet will provide a nation-wide registration, so if the employee becomes lost and shows up at an animal shelter somewhere, the company will get a call.
When the newspaper said, "ICE joins the digital age" I thought they meant technology.We have a border patrol checkpoint [...] Sometimes I feel like they did a rectal exam even though I just passed by!
When the newspaper said, "ICE joins the digital age" I thought they meant technology.
Nauga,
who can't quite put his finger on it.
We have a border patrol checkpoint which is scanning and photographing and probable doing radiation checks. Need to get a pic for you, of the 6 camera-cluster shooting at your vehicle, your tags, your face, your left nostril, pretty invasive! Sometimes I feel like they did a rectal exam even though I just passed by!
I give it the big finger.I give this post the thumbs up.
Are you sure that isn't a megachip?
I give this post the thumbs up.
I give it the big finger.
Not too hard to fry a rfid chip - and you have no idea how it happened; mass produced, likely a defect,netc.Yes, I have a Sheriff friend said that's what one of the sensors hanging out over the highway, when I exit or enter the state, is reading.
My company ID is also a proximity card, all I have to do is get close enough to a door for It to unlock. Between that and cameras everywhere they pretty much know my every move.
oh jeez, you mean they arent still the thing? Crap.Which will make Groucho Marx glasses popular again. Yay.
oh jeez, you mean they arent still the thing? Crap.
In 10-15 yrs. it will be commonplace to have one. There will be loud warnings from the religious right but they will be dismissed by the liberal media.
ROTFL......the religious right saving us from ourselves in some fictional future. I need to clean the coffee off my monitor. Almost as funny as the liberal left doing the same. Let's be honest, they are all to busy arguing on the hill, working bankers hours, and defrauding the federal government billions of dollars every year through their inaction to actually do anything productive. Their constituents are just too dumb to know the difference.
What do you think this is? Google? Facebook? smhThey already know.
Hell, they probably knew you were going to type it.
Big brother is watching. Will make the coup easier.Just like the license plate readers, they'll just do all of this with facial recognition soon. It's cheaper and easier than maintaining badges and gadgets you have to issue out and get returned.
Which will make Groucho Marx glasses popular again. Yay.
In 10-15 yrs. it will be commonplace to have one. There will be loud warnings from the religious right but they will be dismissed by the liberal media. You will go to your local DMV to get the implant. Credit cards will still be an option but like cash today used less and less frequently. Cash will dissapear. It will be sold to the masses as a convenience. The banks and government will want it for the security. Infants will get one shortly after birth to prevent mixups. Old people with dementia will get them. Chip readers will become a standard feature of your smartphone. There will be a few holdouts, but it will become increasingly difficult to function in society without one. Then it will become mandatory. Again there will be objections but again they will be dismissed.
Have a great day!
If you listen to some of the online bloggers, it may becom illegal to use cash. Credit cards and electronic transactions are track able, cash is not.Scary.
Feasible.
Probable.
One of my patents is for a technology (a chip and software) that allows you to find where the chip is anywhere in 3D space. I originally developed it for use in museums, so the " electronic tour" would know where a person was and tell them about the exhibit. Almost immediately it ended up in pallets in warehouses so they could find and inventory stock. Then in ID cards so they could track the employees.
I wish I had never filed for the patent.
My brother is a Luddite. Doesn't own a smartphone. Doesn't own a computer, no tablet, no email address. He has a credit card, but prefers to pay cash.
It's becoming impossible for him to function in society as it currently exists.
We were in Maine this weekend, and went into a place to buy a gift for his neighbor who was picking up his mail for him while he was gone.
They didn't accept cash. Or checks. Ever.
Their "reason" was they didn't have to worry about being robbed, and they don't have to process paper.
Many of the places we stopped in didn't do paper sales receipts. Text or email only. Saves then money, so they say.
Big brother is not only watching, but controlling your actions.
Part of this is the never-gonna-end "war on drugs".
If you listen to some of the online bloggers, it may becom illegal to use cash. Credit cards and electronic transactions are track able, cash is not.
Part of this is the never-gonna-end "war on drugs".
If you listen to some of the online bloggers, it may becom illegal to use cash. Credit cards and electronic transactions are track able, cash is not.
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