Yes the procedure itself is nothing. But for me the worst part is not being able to eat. I do not function well at all when I'm hungry and I do not sleep. So I had two days of not getting a d@mn thing done and being miserable from lack of sleep. Then the day of the procedure I get nothing done because I'm groggy from the sedation. I've only had one so far but it killed three days of my life. I am not looking forward to the next one.
The after-effects of the sedation were one of the reasons that I passed on it. I wasted enough time on the hopper during the prep. I didn't want to waste another day drooling on myself while the sedative wore off. Besides, I really don't like being sedated. I'd make a terrible drug addict.
Despite the horrifying descriptions of the procedure that the doctors who
refused to do it without sedation described, it wasn't a big deal. I've had worse cases of gas. Plus I got a guided tour of my colon; and despite what Jeannette had told me many times, my head was
not up there.
I had the procedure done at the Albany Stratton VA Medical Center because they were the closest hospital that would do it without sedation. They told me it's routine for them. Apparently many veterans decline the sedation. I don't know whether that's because veterans are inherently tougher, or because like me they wind up having it done at Stratton because no one else will do it without sedation; but whatever the case, they have it worked out to a science. They know exactly where and when to push, pull, prod, and roll the patient with a minimal amount of discomfort and embarrassment. I have to give them credit. They made it as pleasant as having a 6-foot borescope stuck up your ass could possibly be.
As for the prep itself, it was more of a nuisance than anything else. I wasted a lot of time running between my office and the crapper, but that was the worst of it. I mean, really, it was exactly as expected. I think if you look at it that way, it's not so subjectively bad.
I chose an 8:30 a.m. appointment and pushed the whole prep ordeal up by a few hours so I'd be running on empty, as it were, by bedtime the night before. That allowed me to get a few uninterrupted hours of sleep in before I had to leave. It worked out very well.
Rich