CTAFs around here are so clogged with useless calls, bad phraseology, long-winded pilots, pilots who use uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh after every word, pilots who like to ask if their pals are up... "billy bob! You up??", bad or useless position calls - "cessna 123sp is 6.7 miles to the northwest... no north by northwest inbound full stop landing.... no now 6.6 miles northwest going to enter a 52.4 degree entry for the left downwind runway 22..", pilots blocking out other pilots causing ear piercing screams in my headset..... why not go ahead and pile on ATITPPA on top of the whole mess. If you can't already tell there are 8 students in slow 172s flying various legs in the pattern, 4 helos doing all kinds of crazy entries and taxiway takeoffs, 3 Mooneys already doing straight in-s, 2 RVs doing overhead breaks cutting off everyone, and a Bonanza at the hold short line bitching about how long it is taking for him to take off (then using the term taking the runway.... where are you taking it anyway??)......... I mean why not call ATITPPA.. You are just gonna be blocked by some pre-solo student who can't figure out he needs to let go of the PTT after barging in on freq and calling the wrong base turn.. left... no right base.... no crosswind!! .... and please stop the heavy, nervous breathing in the mic as you continue to depress the button..... ahhhhhahggggggg.... This is why I like my home field. It has a tower full of nice, friendly controllers.