This reminds me of a bunch of us airline types heading from the west coast to Hawaii on oceanic "fingers" freq one night.
"Who's bored?"
"Me, I am, we are, not us happy to be here yah"
"How long's yer overnight?"
"too short, too long, 23:46, 48 hours, 6 days yah"
"Who's up?"
"Delta of course...