no jokes, just punch lines.

[GeorgeC]

Why the long face?

 

[FormerHangie]

Because the light was on.

 

[Half Fast]

One. He just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

 

[Half Fast]

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

[Half Fast]

Gee, you are a good sport!

 

[eman1200]

boy are my arms tired.

 

[JOhnH]

At (my-school) we teach our guys not to p133 on their hands.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Don't worry, the brilliant legal mind took my knapsack.

 

[Half Fast]

Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn’t fit you.

 

[Fiveslide]

Thanks, I really need this yob!

 

[RyanB]

boy are my arms tired.

Are you ambidextrous?

 

[Bob Noel]

Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!

 

[Half Fast]

Close all the windows, push it back the hill, and try again.

 

[robin ardoin]

Why the long face?

Hey John Kerry,

 

[eman1200]

orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 

[Initial Fix]

My CFI said ………

 

[Bill]

…he needed the money

 

[luvflyin]

Shoot sheet, chase *****, three days off.

***** is feline.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Ow! Did you eat popcorn?

 

[luvflyin]

Me checkum for bees

 

[Dave Theisen]

Rectum? It damn near killed him!

 

[JOhnH]

That's three! (bang).

 

[kyleb]

Natalie Wood!

 

[nauga]

Sailor, fetch me my brown pants!

Nauga,
and the sailing Elvis

 

[AV8R_87]

I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas. Heeeere's your sign!

 

[nauga]

So the bear wiped his *** with the rabbit.

Nauga,
in the woods

 

[kyleb]

...hit the ball, drag Bob.

 

[Dave Theisen]

The Aristocrats!

 

[Half Fast]

Sorry. Lousy autocorrect. Should have been “tapping your WiFi“

 

[AV8R_87]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Zeldman]

To cover their butt quacks.

 

[eman1200]

ketchup

 

[Charlie Golf]

The box said 8 to 10 years!

 

[texasclouds]

To get to the other side

 

[luvflyin]

You don’t really come out here for the hunting, do you

 

[Charlie Golf]

He saw the snowblower coming.

 

[DaleB]

That’s pretty good, buddy, but how the hell are you gonna get back?

 

[wanttaja]

They quack up.

Ron Wanttaja

 

[luvflyin]

To get to the other side

And from the the follow up joke…
Because his **** was stuck in the chicken

 

[Bill]

We come in pieces.