Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Daleandee]

My humor mood tonight

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If the quest was to make me not want to eat beef then perhaps you should get to me before you have killed & displayed it in a package for sale as now it really is a mooooot point ...

 

[AV8R_87]

A man hunts a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.

"Well" the father said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes"



The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... its a f'in a-hole!!!"

 

[Klaus M]

 

[jsstevens]

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And that’s when the fight started.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[ElPaso Pilot]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Why is this post in a joke thread?

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[bflynn]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Albany Tom]

Sounds like a typical day at a woman owned business.

(I kid!)

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Half Fast]

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I refer you to my sig line.....

 

[robin ardoin]

When people ask me where I grew up, I usually say nowhere...but I was raised in Eunice, LA. That's my story and I'm stickin' with it!

 

[Half Fast]

When people ask me where I grew up, I usually say nowhere...but I was raised in Eunice, LA. That's my story and I'm stickin' with it!

I tell 'em I haven't decided where I'll grow up yet. Or if.

 

[robin ardoin]

I tell 'em I haven't decided where I'll grow up yet. Or if.

I tell them that was what my ex-wife says..... which may have a ring of truth to it...but I ain't confirming or denying it.

 

[Daleandee]

When people ask me where I live I say, "right here" ...

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Sac Arrow]

Q. So how did the court show leniency on the Chinese poacher?

A. They let him wok.

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

Q. So how did the court show leniency on the Chinese poacher?

A. They let him wok.

Was he poaching wok robster?

 

[Daleandee]

 

[Bob Noel]

run! it's a trap.

 

[Palmpilot]

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Buy her flowers!

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

Thought this was clever.
Gonna get this for my niece, a fanatical Swiftie.
"Hey, I got you a Taylor shirt!"

 

[SoonerAviator]

Thought this was clever.
Gonna get this for my niece, a fanatical Swiftie.
"Hey, I got you a Taylor shirt!"
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How derivative.

 

[nauga]

How derivative.

No, it's sum thing else.

Nauga,
functionally

 

[AV8R_87]

I thought this was Pilots of America, not Mathematicians of America.

 

[Matthew]

That doesn’t add up!

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[MauleSkinner]

Seems like a potentially divisive topic.

 

[Mikey52]

Just subtract out all the nonsense responses, and it all adds up.

 

[Matthew]

My following these posts is irrational.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Ashara Keliyn]

"What's an eternity?"
"It's the time it takes for the car in front of you to start moving after light turns green"
"What's an instant?"
"It's the time it takes for the car behind you to start honking after light turns green"

 

[luvflyin]

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I give up