If you left your 182 in a Marne, Michigan cornfield, the FAA would like to speak to you

I ear what you guys did there…
 
In news where you can't make this up, the owner of this aircraft (Brackett) replied to this Cessna group ad:

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Per the thread title, it sounds like someone needs to cultivate their relationship with the FAA.
 
The pilot ran away because he was yellow.
 
I think he hit the silk so he wouldn’t buy the farm. His post-landing taxi pattern is pretty rough, too - it looks like a maize. I’m sure he’ll be able to harvest an insurance settlement - he’s an expert in this field!
 
It could probably taxi back to the barn if you cobbed the power.
 
A landing like that, I would have soiled my pants.
 
I wonder if he went into town to fritter time away while waiting for emergency services.
 
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