Few years back my 70 yr old wife was in her office talking somebody on the phone. I motioned her "who is that" which she responded Tech Support for her new PC. I said ok and while I was walking out of her room which we use as our home office I've heard she said "double pane but what that got to do with anything" to the person on the phone. So I walked back and ask her what was that. She said "No idea but the guy can't stop laughing". I asked "what did you say to him?".This thread reminds me of the joke where ATC asks a pilot if they have Hotel.....
Her response; "he asked me what windows I have, and I said double pane but what that got to do with anything" with a bewildered look on her face... As you can imagine I took the phone from her hand and talked to the poor tech guy until we solved the issue!