Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

So when James Brown comes on the radio in the restroom, does the thought go through anybody else’s mind that he had Mexican for supper last night?
 
2-Bit Speed said:
Also... don't pace the car next to you
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Or the 18 wheeler. It scares the holy ned outta me to see someone get on the left steering wheel and hang out there. If that tire blows that can blows todays cars right off the road. Or the 18 wheeler can turn left and run right over that GM Tiny Spec.

I pass 18 wheelers as quickly as I can, even if I have to exceed the speed limit by a mph or 30...
 
MauleSkinner said:
And if you’re the car I’m passing, don’t speed up or slow down to pace me.
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Typical highway experience:

I set my cruise control at 70 and get in the right lane
Car A in front of me is going 65
I move to left lane
Car A speeds up to pace me
Eventually I bump my speed up by 2-3 to get around him
With a quarter mile between us, I get back in the right lane after passing and restore the cruise to 70
Car B in right lane is doing 65, in front of me
Car A now appears in the left lane, coming up fast
I slow down since I now can't pass car B...
Car A slows to 65.001 in the left lane, just off my left rear wheel

And when I ask about adding a ring mount Mk 19 to the top of my F150, all of the sudden I'm the bad guy...
 
DaleB said:
And when I ask about adding a ring mount Mk 19 to the top of my F150, all of the sudden I'm the bad guy...
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Yeah, but not for asking about the mount. It is for saying "all of THE sudden" instead of "All of A sudden"
;) Sorry. I couldn't resist.
 
The unwrapped Baby Ruth floating in the country club swimming pool was one of the highlights of the movie, "Caddyshack" ... not to mention the background music from "Jaws".
 
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