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Sac Arrow

Sac Arrow

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So, here is my daily routine on the weekends. I get up around five (which, really, to me, is six since I refuse to play ball with the winter time change), go to the gym, and then chill out in the supermarket for a coffee prior to heading home. You might think, chill out in the supermarket? How pathetic. Perhaps, but, it's literally right next door and Coffee Girl Amber has a most excellent rear view. Heck, the little table seating area in front of the window is more homie (you see what I did there) than Starbucks across the street. I sipped my iced coffee through a straw while checking book sales stats on the phone. They were pretty depressing. Finally, I was done, leaving Coffee Girl Amber to her task of decorating a cake. The bakery doubles as the coffee station. But that isn't important, so don't worry about it.

As I walked back across the frontage sidewalk to where I was parked in front of the gym, an odd item caught my eye. It was a potato. It was just laying there, on the ground, under the canopy at the far edge of the supermarket. You know, the place where the homeless hang out nights until security kicks them out in the morning. Granted, this is a supermarket, and a supermarket is a logical place to contain potatoes, but it seemed like an odd place to leave a potato. It's not like it was in a place normally trafficked by a shopper where the potato would have fell from a cart or a shopping bag. Then I looked at in more closely.

What, the heck. IT WAS A POTATO BONG! well, more accurately, a pipe. Someone carved two holes in it; one to place the dope, and the other from which to smoke it.

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The real question here is why would the Sac closely examine a stray potato? I could understand a strawberry, tomato or perhaps a chile but a potato?
 
Sac Arrow said:
So, here is my daily routine on the weekends. I get up around five (which, really, to me, is six since I refuse to play ball with the winter time change), go to the gym, and then chill out in the supermarket for a coffee prior to heading home. You might think, chill out in the supermarket? How pathetic. Perhaps, but, it's literally right next door and Coffee Girl Amber has a most excellent rear view. Heck, the little table seating area in front of the window is more homie (you see what I did there) than Starbucks across the street. I sipped my iced coffee through a straw while checking book sales stats on the phone. They were pretty depressing. Finally, I was done, leaving Coffee Girl Amber to her task of decorating a cake. The bakery doubles as the coffee station. But that isn't important, so don't worry about it.

As I walked back across the frontage sidewalk to where I was parked in front of the gym, an odd item caught my eye. It was a potato. It was just laying there, on the ground, under the canopy at the far edge of the supermarket. You know, the place where the homeless hang out nights until security kicks them out in the morning. Granted, this is a supermarket, and a supermarket is a logical place to contain potatoes, but it seemed like an odd place to leave a potato. It's not like it was in a place normally trafficked by a shopper where the potato would have fell from a cart or a shopping bag. Then I looked at in more closely.

What, the heck. IT WAS A POTATO BONG! well, more accurately, a pipe. Someone carved two holes in it; one to place the dope, and the other from which to smoke it.

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LOL just showed this to my wife, who is still laughing here ass off. She said she has seen people use apples for bongs too. But I know nothing of that now, had to be before my time with her.
 
Clark1961 said:
The real question here is why would the Sac closely examine a stray potato? I could understand a strawberry, tomato or perhaps a chile but a potato?
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Sac probably initially thought that the Amazon driver who pooped in a neighborhood (another thread) had deposited one there too, mistaking the potato for a big turd. :)
 
Love it. Stray Potatoes. Sounds like a great name for a band.
 
First question that comes to mind: What did Amber’s front look like? Equally pleasing? This is very relevant.

Next question: How does Sac know what a bong looks like, or how it functions? And how would Sac know about potato bongs?

Third question: Why would Sac approach an object that, from a distance, looks like a turd from a medium sized animal?

Honestly, my first look at the potato had me guessing a crow was pecking at it. But I’ve not seen a crow try to eat a raw vegetable before.

In all seriousness... good eye to catch and associate it as a bong. I would have missed that association all together.
 
Who do I talk to about the 5 minutes I wasted reading this?
 
rtk11 said:
Honestly, my first look at the potato had me guessing a crow was pecking at it. But I’ve not seen a crow try to eat a raw vegetable before.
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I'll eat a raw potato occasionally. Not just grab one, peel and eat it, but when wife is cutting them up for dinner, I'll grab a piece (see what I did thar) or three and eat 'em. Funny thing is I won't eat them when she mashes them or roasts them. About the only other way I'll eat a cooked potato is a baked potato.
 
rtk11 said:
First question that comes to mind: What did Amber’s front look like? Equally pleasing? This is very relevant.

Quite nice. Half Latina. Curvy. Girl next door look. "If things were different."

Next question: How does Sac know what a bong looks like, or how it functions? And how would Sac know about potato bongs?

I'm not going to necessarily say I've twisted a fatty or two in High School, but...

Third question: Why would Sac approach an object that, from a distance, looks like a turd from a medium sized animal?

One might ask the same of anyone that is a fan of Jello Chocolate Pudding.

Honestly, my first look at the potato had me guessing a crow was pecking at it. But I’ve not seen a crow try to eat a raw vegetable before.

In all seriousness... good eye to catch and associate it as a bong. I would have missed that association all together.
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rtk11 said:
Honestly, my first look at the potato had me guessing a crow was pecking at it. But I’ve not seen a crow try to eat a raw vegetable before.
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Do crows cook their vegetables where you live?
 
Skyrys62 said:
You can get those at Buds 'n Spuds.
Or the curved yellow kind at Cannibu-nana
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Spudbong.com has kits for creating your own potato bongs. Use the potato of your choice. No need to use a traditional russet when a red or gold can be used for a unique experience.
 
Clark1961 said:
Spudbong.com has kits for creating your own potato bongs. Use the potato of your choice. No need to use a traditional russet when a red or gold can be used for a unique experience.
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What about sweet potato, that's usually the only potato I eat.
 
Maybe it’s a male sex toy for two - one with a small penis and one with a micro penis.
 
Sac Arrow said:
So, here is my daily routine on the weekends. I get up around five (which, really, to me, is six since I refuse to play ball with the winter time change)...
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You've got it backwards...summer Daylight Savings Time is the "fake" time.
 
Wow, I've been protecting my TS/SCI clearance for the last 40 years so you guys are really opening my eyes to stuff in the real world. Now that I'm retired I'm really thinking about branching out.
 
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