You be the judge...who's the perv?

What I can't figure out is why America is by far the most prudish place on the planet. God made us naked, deal wth it.
 
If I was the dude I would plant some tall trees to block the guy's view.
 
And if a hot chick were out there sunning every day .. then what?

Camera man is a reticent fag.

If a man peeing on HIS tree in HIS yard offends another man that much, he's got closet issues.
 
The dogs pee wherever they want on the four acres, so I can too. If you need a 400mm lens to capture the moment, feel free.

Usually if it's time to get off the tractor and pee, it's time to go get another glass of iced tea anyway. But to each their own.

It's pee and a pecker. Every human creates pee and roughly half have peckers. Yawn.

Dude with the camera needs a life.
 
denverpilot said:
The dogs pee wherever they want on the four acres, so I can too. If you need a 400mm lens to capture the moment, feel free.

Usually if it's time to get off the tractor and pee, it's time to go get another glass of iced tea anyway. But to each their own.

It's pee and a pecker. Every human creates pee and roughly half have peckers. Yawn.

Dude with the camera needs a life.
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Actually, he could look into stalking charges, get a restraining order which would prevent the other guy from legally going home.:rofl:
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
We are a very young country.
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Yeah. The old neighbors in their fifties, old women with a sun worship habit, ran around topless all the time. Would even holler over the fence while watering the potted plants, (hung above them on the porch awning, you just let your imagination go on that one and you'll get it), sans tops, and ask how our week was.

Nobody cared. Saggy ain't much to look at. Saggy on the verge of being baked into leather thick enough to turn into a decent saddle, even less.

If the country weren't so young, there'd be a lot more sag and a lot less prudishness. LOL. :) :) :)

Nice folks. We didn't care that they ran around half naked all summer long. They had a fence and we didn't have to look over it if we didn't feel like it. And, we didn't.

Real neighborhoods have personality.

They were the partial nudists, we were the dog people who always had some natural disaster work being done on the house (roof for hail, roof for lightning, electrical for lightning, yard for mites that ate the whole damn yard, ice dam in the street from the pine tree every year, etc etcetera...) and the "big ass snowblower guy" when the weather got bad, guy across the street was the "OMG I have to monitor my kid's every outdoor movement!" guy (he even stuck traffic cones in the street when they were riding their bikes), guy up from him was the beer hammering "my lawn is always perfect and I like it when you notice" guy, on the other side was the airline mechanic who's kids were so into soccer they'd be out kicking practice goals at midnight or later, and one house was the Mexican music until 2AM some weekends, and occasionally cars parked on the lawn...

But if you watch American TV, none of the above ever occurs.

And if you ask most Americans they're "appalled" at the above.

TV isn't reality.

We kinda liked it. Only time it ever got too annoying was when the party at the Mexican music house turned into a fight on my front lawn, but drunks are easy. A 4 D cell mag lite and me hollering in a deep chest voice to get the f*** off my lawn or I'll call the cops, it's time to go home... Broke up the fight without further incident.

Beer/Lawn guy and I had a good laugh in the middle of the street the next day over that one. He was putting on his pants to do the same when he heard me let loose, so he just watched through his front window and laughed.

We don't have close neighbors now, but we certainly wouldn't ever even think about moving into a boring cardboard house, Covenant Controlled hell known as modern suburbia if we were going to move back into the city. We'd find another fun blue collar 'hood like the last one. With real people. Not morons who think volunteering to walk around with a clipboard writing down HOA violations, makes a community better.
 
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denverpilot said:
Yeah. The old neighbors in their fifties, old women with a sun worship habit, ran around topless all the time. Would even holler over the fence while watering the potted plants, (hung above them on the porch awning, you just let your imagination go on that one and you'll get it), sans tops, and ask how our week was.

Nobody cared. Saggy ain't much to look at. Saggy on the verge of being baked into leather thick enough to turn into a decent saddle, even less.

If the country weren't so young, there'd be a lot more sag and a lot less prudishness. LOL. :) :) :)

Nice folks. We didn't care that they ran around half naked all summer long. They had a fence and we didn't have to look over it if we didn't feel like it. And, we didn't.

Real neighborhoods have personality.

They were the partial nudists, we were the dog people who always had some natural disaster work being done on the house (roof for hail, roof for lightning, electrical for lightning, yard for mites that ate the whole damn yard, ice dam in the street from the pine tree every year, etc etcetera...) and the "big ass snowblower guy when the weather got bad, guy across the street was the "OMG I have to monitor my kid's every outdoor movement!" guy (he even stuck traffic cones in the street when they were riding their bikes), guy up from him was the beer hammering "my lawn is always perfect and I like it when you notice" guy, on the other side was the airline mechanic who's kids were so into soccer they'd be out kicking practice goals at midnight or later, and one house was the Mexican music until 2AM some weekends, and occasionally cars parked on the lawn...

But if you watch American TV, none of the above ever occurs.

And if you ask most Anericans they're "appalled" at the above.

TV isn't reality.

We kinda liked it. Only time it ever got too annoying was when the party at the Mexican music house turned into a fight on my front lawn, but drunks are easy. A 4 D cell mag lite and me hollering in a deep chest voice to get the f*** off my lawn or I'll call the cops, it's time to go home... Broke up the fight without further incident.

Beer/Lawn guy and I had a good laugh in the middle of the street the next day over that one. He was putting on his pants to do the same when he heard me let loose, so he just watched through his front window and laughed.

We don't have close neighbors now, but we certainly wouldn't ever even think about moving into a boring cardboard house, Covenant Controlled hell known as modern suburbia if we were going to move back into the city. We'd find another fun blue collar 'hood like the last one. With real people. Not morons who think volunteering to walk around with a clipboard writing down HOA violations, makes a community better.
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You should get a film crew.
 
Confession time. :redface:

I was relieving myself prior to flight when the only female pilot at the airport came driving around the corner and saw me. :redface:

I never did ask her if she saw me.. :lol:

I've been more careful ever since.

That was embarrassing. :yes:
 
Henning said:
What I can't figure out is why America is by far the most prudish place on the planet. God made us naked, deal wth it.
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Good point about America. In Europe and in Barbados folks seem to just do nature's calling and not get too uptight about it.

I happen to have issues that older men sometimes have where I have to go a lot. It was a pain in the neck going to Boston where they don't have the laws we have in Florida requiring restrooms in most retail buildings. So I can sympathize with someone wanting to relieve himself in a place where only a 400mm lens would expose him.
 
Geico266 said:
Confession time. :redface:

I was relieving myself prior to flight when the only female pilot at the airport came driving around the corner and saw me. :redface:

I never did ask her if she saw me.. :lol:

I've been more careful ever since.

That was embarrassing. :yes:
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I also relieve myself prior to flight and haven't been worrying too much about 400mm lenses.
 
Geico266 said:
Confession time. :redface:

I was relieving myself prior to flight when the only female pilot at the airport came driving around the corner and saw me. :redface:

I never did ask her if she saw me.. :lol:

I've been more careful ever since.

That was embarrassing. :yes:
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Just tell her, "It wasn't a pick; it was a scratch."
 
denverpilot said:
Yeah. The old neighbors in their fifties, old women with a sun worship habit, ran around topless all the time. Would even holler over the fence while watering the potted plants, (hung above them on the porch awning, you just let your imagination go on that one and you'll get it), sans tops, and ask how our week was.

Nobody cared. Saggy ain't much to look at. Saggy on the verge of being baked into leather thick enough to turn into a decent saddle, even less.

If the country weren't so young, there'd be a lot more sag and a lot less prudishness. LOL. :) :) :)

Nice folks. We didn't care that they ran around half naked all summer long. They had a fence and we didn't have to look over it if we didn't feel like it. And, we didn't.

Real neighborhoods have personality.

They were the partial nudists, we were the dog people who always had some natural disaster work being done on the house (roof for hail, roof for lightning, electrical for lightning, yard for mites that ate the whole damn yard, ice dam in the street from the pine tree every year, etc etcetera...) and the "big ass snowblower guy when the weather got bad, guy across the street was the "OMG I have to monitor my kid's every outdoor movement!" guy (he even stuck traffic cones in the street when they were riding their bikes), guy up from him was the beer hammering "my lawn is always perfect and I like it when you notice" guy, on the other side was the airline mechanic who's kids were so into soccer they'd be out kicking practice goals at midnight or later, and one house was the Mexican music until 2AM some weekends, and occasionally cars parked on the lawn...

But if you watch American TV, none of the above ever occurs.

And if you ask most Anericans they're "appalled" at the above.

TV isn't reality.

We kinda liked it. Only time it ever got too annoying was when the party at the Mexican music house turned into a fight on my front lawn, but drunks are easy. A 4 D cell mag lite and me hollering in a deep chest voice to get the f*** off my lawn or I'll call the cops, it's time to go home... Broke up the fight without further incident.

Beer/Lawn guy and I had a good laugh in the middle of the street the next day over that one. He was putting on his pants to do the same when he heard me let loose, so he just watched through his front window and laughed.

We don't have close neighbors now, but we certainly wouldn't ever even think about moving into a boring cardboard house, Covenant Controlled hell known as modern suburbia if we were going to move back into the city. We'd find another fun blue collar 'hood like the last one. With real people. Not morons who think volunteering to walk around with a clipboard writing down HOA violations, makes a community better.
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That sounds a lot like my neighborhood, no cookie cutters here. They don't even seem to mind the various antennas that spring up around here.

When we bought the house, the lady across the street brought flowers to my wife and her husband brought me a beer and said " Our only weaknesses are pick-up trucks and old cars". I said "we're gonna get along real well!"

And we have.

George
 
Warrior said:
Good point about America. In Europe and in Barbados folks seem to just do nature's calling and not get too uptight about it.

I happen to have issues that older men sometimes have where I have to go a lot. It was a pain in the neck going to Boston where they don't have the laws we have in Florida requiring restrooms in most retail buildings. So I can sympathize with someone wanting to relieve himself in a place where only a 400mm lens would expose him.
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Besides, peeing on your trees fertilizes them.
 
Jaybird180 said:
Now that I think about this:
Isn't urine high in nitrogen? Don't plants LIKE nitrogen? This has got to be the greenest thing that someone could do for the environment.

Maybe we should all pee in the wild.
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My back lawn "greens up" in certain areas faster in the spring than in areas that might not receive "nitrogen" in the middle of the night when I take the dog out.


If peeing in the backyard is wrong, I don't want to be right.


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I don't know about other states, but there is no crime there if he's in California. Indecent exposure requires that it be done for sexual gratification. There is a statute against urinating in a public place, but a private yard, especially one clearly delineated by a fence is inarguably not public.

He should get a restraining order against his neighbor that includes a ban oon keeping him under surveillance, filming or photographing him.
 
Lol, sickos and pervs, gotta love 'em.

Reminds me of a ticket that was issued to a friend whose little baby girl was crawling through the luscious green grass in their backyard on a sunny day ... in a diaper. Pervy neighbor called the police and the idiots had nothing better to do than to cite my friend who was playing with his baby girl for indecent exposure. In a 6-foot fenced-off yard, mind you. The police officer told my friend to stop resisting the ticket because he's lucky not to be hauled off to jail. After that, I believe he would have had to register as a sex offender every time he moved.
Yay America and its ungodly fear of titties and weenies! :)
 
BigBadLou said:
Lol, sickos and pervs, gotta love 'em.



Reminds me of a ticket that was issued to a friend whose little baby girl was crawling through the luscious green grass in their backyard on a sunny day ... in a diaper. Pervy neighbor called the police and the idiots had nothing better to do than to cite my friend who was playing with his baby girl for indecent exposure. In a 6-foot fenced-off yard, mind you. The police officer told my friend to stop resisting the ticket because he's lucky not to be hauled off to jail. After that, I believe he would have had to register as a sex offender every time he moved.

Yay America and its ungodly fear of titties and weenies! :)
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I guess the black and whites of me running through the garden hose naked would get mom locked up now.

I really should do some new ones so she'll stop showing the ones from last year's family reunion. That black and white Instagram stuff just looks cheesy. ;) ;) ;)
 
BigBadLou said:
Lol, sickos and pervs, gotta love 'em.

Reminds me of a ticket that was issued to a friend whose little baby girl was crawling through the luscious green grass in their backyard on a sunny day ... in a diaper. Pervy neighbor called the police and the idiots had nothing better to do than to cite my friend who was playing with his baby girl for indecent exposure. In a 6-foot fenced-off yard, mind you. The police officer told my friend to stop resisting the ticket because he's lucky not to be hauled off to jail. After that, I believe he would have had to register as a sex offender every time he moved.
Yay America and its ungodly fear of titties and weenies! :)
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That stuck?
 
Captain said:
Neighbor lives on an acre and a half with a privacy fence all the way around the back yard. The owner of the property next door is standing by the bedroom window one evening and notices his neighbor standing next to a tree on his property relieving himself. As time goes on the homeowner notices his neighbor several times doing the same.

So the homeowner talks to his friend in the Sheriff's department and tells him what's happening and if it's legal. The Sheriff tells him there are decency laws that apply to private residences but they're not going to do anything without evidence. One neighbors word isn't enough.

So the homeowner sets his camera by the window to be ready. Within a day or two he sees his neighbor heading out to the tree and takes some photo's. The next day he shows them to his friend in the Sheriff's department but his friend tells him there still isn't any evidence. The photo is from at least 75 feet and all you can make out is a guy by a tree.

So, the homeowner, knowing what is happening and wanting proof goes out and gets a 400mm zoom lens. This baby has the power to see flea on a goal post in the next town. Now, with his camera, new lens and a tripod to hold it all set up by the window he waits.

Within a couple days the neighbor is seen heading out to his tree and a photo is taken. This one is close up the golden stream can be seen right up to and including the neighbors 'member'.

The Sheriff is impressed and takes the photo to see about pressing charges.

So, who's the perv? The guy taking the leak or the guy buying telephoto lens' to see a neighbors junk?
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1. Neighbors you can see or neighbors that can see you are the worst kind.

2. Could the Pee'er take legal action if he saw the 400mm lens pointed at his private property? that's gotta be an invasion of privacy.

3. The Sheriff's an idiot for pursuing it in the first place. There has to be some better way to "protect and serve" that community.

4. The homeowner seriously needs a life.
 
Captain said:
Within a couple days the neighbor is seen heading out to his tree and a photo is taken. This one is close up the golden stream can be seen right up to and including the neighbors 'member'.

The Sheriff is impressed and takes the photo to see about pressing charges.

The Sheriff is impressed, takes the photo, handcuffs the photo-taking neighbor, and arrests him on charges of being an a**hole, a pervert, and not having a life.
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Alternate ending above from the LoneAspen universe.
 
LoneAspen said:
Alternate ending above from the LoneAspen universe.
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None of those things are illegal. Sheriff gets fired and civil charges are filed for false arrest, which is illegal.
 
Someone told me it's the voyeur that's sick, the pervert is just doing what comes naturally.
 
I live on much less than 1.5 acres. I have peed in my backyard. So have my kids. BFD. The neighbor is an *******.
 
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