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Henning

Henning

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Chalk is what you write with, Chock is what you use to keep things from rolling. That is all.
 
A yolk is the yellow part of an egg.

A hanger is the place you are supposed to put your jacket instead of throwing it on a chair...
 
Loose is the opposite of secured.

There is the opposite of here.

Airspace is the distance between a blonde's ears.
 
Henning said:
Chalk is what you write with, Chock is what you use to keep things from rolling. That is all.
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Just FYI, chalk is also a common military term for a Platoon number on a flight. It is also used to describe the flight elements in an Army flight even if no pax are on board. I've heard other services using the term "dash" instead of "chalk." Chalk definitely wouldn't secure an aircraft though. :wink2:
 
If flammable substances are fire hazards, would you want to build your home out of inflammable materials?
 
If you don't secure the yolk and chalk the wheels, a person might loose there plane. Of course you can always just put it in a hanger.
 
John221us said:
If you don't secure the yolk and chalk the wheels, a person might loose there plane. Of course you can always just put it in a hanger.
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I've misspelled hangar a bunch of times. Attention to detail I guess.
 
"Remember school where you go to learn how to communicate and all they tell you is 'No talking!' ?"

 
The difference between "Let's eat Grandma" and "Lets eat Grandma".
 
Eats, shoots, and leaves. Eats shoots and leaves.
 
Supposedly. not supposebly.... not supposively...
 
Irregardless, this thread isn't making much cents.
 
John221us said:
If you don't secure the yolk and chalk the wheels, a person might loose there plane. Of course you can always just put it in a hanger.
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Especially if you don't set it's breaks, supposebly.
 
I think this thread is pretty good, accept for a few posts.
 
You eat desert. You take a caravan across the dessert.
 
If you can count them by units, say "fewer," not "less."

Example: "Fewer people voted this year," NOT "Less people voted this year."
 
This is turning into the penultimate thread!
 
SCCutler said:
If you can count them by units, say "fewer," not "less."

Example: "Fewer people voted this year," NOT "Less people voted this year."
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Not at Wal Mart, it's "20 items or less."

HEB has it right for us Texans though. :)
 
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