Dan Thomas
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I'm getting old and I think the earth's rotation is speeding up. The days go by too fast now that I'm not working. At work they dragged on forever, and Friday was a long way off even on Thursday.It's a closely guarded secret, but by current measurements the days were only 22 hours long just a few years ago. It's why many old people get up at 5 am, and have to take naps in the afternoon. I worked with a guy who was so old that he said, as a kid, he'd get dizzy just because the earth spun so fast. That's why dinosaurs were so heavy...had to be, to keep from flying off.
We're getting so old we don't buy green bananas anymore.