Well, that'll be fun. Despite the opinion of
@timwinters , I think Branson is a fun town. We go at least once a year ourselves.
And the best part is, there's a Lambert's on the way!!
Seriously...
Branson just leaves a very bad taste in my mouth on numerous fronts:
In the late 80s and early 90s I was with a large contractor in Springfield that did a lot of work in Branson. It was fun in the really early years but once it got a national reputation "bad money" started coming in from the east and west coasts. By '92 or '93 almost all the developers were the type who did everything they could to screw everyone they dealt with. The company I worked for was finally bankrupted by Dancing Bear Entertaininment who built the Charley Pride Theatre. DBE screwed them out of millions over a minor paperwork error. This was about 4 years after I left so, thankfully, I didn't have to personally live thru it, but it hurt many friends.
The entire time We were building down there, both the city and county were so far behind the "boon curve" that, on numerous projects, we'd pick up our building permit and occupancy permit on the same day. Inspections? What inspections? As a legitimate contractor we covered our ass and constructed things properly but the boon attracted many fly-by-night contractors to the area and I watched quite a few buildings go up that you won't catch me stepping foot in. And they've had a few problems over the years with shoddy construction. No catastrophes thank god, but...
In '80 when I first moved down here Tablerock had visibility to 40'...even 50' in some areas. I didn't dive but had college buddies that did. By 2000 IIRC it was 10'.
I could go on for days...but I'll stop.
Oh, except to say the Eagles obviously wrote one song about Branson:
And they called it paradise
I don't know why
Somebody laid the mountains low
while the town got high
(break)
Some rich men came and raped the land,
Nobody caught 'em
Put up a bunch of ugly boxes,
and Jesus people bought 'em
'nd they called it paradise
The place to be
They watched the hazy sun, sinking in the sea
(break)
They call it paradise
I don't know why
call someplace paradise,
kiss it goodbye
F*** Branson.