I can give many examples of controllers saying unnecessary things like "good day" as well as, "do not cross the hold short line" (KADS). That's many unnecessary syllables.
In radio parlance, they're the "Net Control", everybody's talkin' to them. They get to say what they want.
They answer to some higher authority, but on their frequency, they're "God". I answer to them. My only trump card, built into the system is either "stand-by" or the mega-Trump-card, "Unable". Beyond that it's "Pan Pan Pan", or "Mayday".
These are very old two-way radio rules developed long before pilots had radios. There is a system to it underneath all the chaos.
You best hear it come out of everyone when another pilot on-frequency uses that last one... Mayday.
Ever notice how everything is dead-nuts-on proper phraseology from everyone when there's an emergency on the frequency?
Answers become shortened to the minumum time needed to convey information and things like requests for "ride reports" completely disappear. (They either suffer the bumpy ride or use radio #2 to go ask FlightWatch which has always been more appropriate.)
I'm not advocating using bad radio technique, I'm just saying that a fair number of people get all wound up about the smallest details, of everything. How do you think that looks to new or prospective pilots who read this stuff? If I thought I was getting involved in a hobby where my hand was going to be slapped at the smallest infraction I would run the other way. Just sayin'...
Ha. If people read on the Internet how to Scuba dive and all the possible methods of death they'd never do it.
Heck, people spending an hour on WebMD will decide that they have nose-cancer when their nose starts running.
There's no good replacement (including reading the Net) for just going out and doing it and learning the cultural "norms" that lie over the top of "the system".
Sure, if a controller is jovial and sounds very low-stress that day and is joking around, people usually follow suit. That's just something you learn from the experience of doing it.
You start by learning the textbook way, and expand from there.
Any pilot can get by -- on any ATC call-up except for reading back an IFR clearance -- with the "Four W's".
Who you're calling.
Who you are.
Where you are.
What you want.
Let's say you're new and forgot the ATIS entirely at KAPA, one of the known "odd-ball airports" of normal radio procedure.
"Centennial Ground"
"Skylane One Two Seven Niner Mike"
"Area Hotel"
"Taxi for takeoff"
The reply would be, "Cessna One Two Seven Niner Mike, confirm you have ATIS Yankee, and say Direction of Flight."
The controllers will prompt you for anything else they need by regulation.
So the ATC Comm world is pretty easy for a new pilot.
The discussion here was (from me anyway) how to make that all go smoothly in a single call-up, *if* you're paying attention and on your game.
I haven't heard KAPA ask anyone to call the Tower on the phone or seen any indication that anyone's license has been yanked for the above, hear it all the time, actually.
So no one has anything to worry too much about if they're new to this radio stuff and just learning. (There, it's in the thread for future newbies!
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One thing I *have* heard is the controllers giving preferential treatment to those who do radio work well.
The number one thing any radio communicator runs out of first is time. I see this over and over training new radio operators in ES work.
If you've already proven you're not wasting the controller's time, you have a leg up when you squeeze that switch and make a special request.
I've had people question me about "How did you get the Tower to let you depart Runway 28 at KAPA?!" as if they didn't believe me.
Situational awareness and crisp radio calls convey something to the person at the other end that's not inherently obvious to someone who's never done it... They get a professional "vibe" off of you, and they know when you say you can make an immediate right turn-out to avoid the two aircraft doing laps on 35L that you really will do it, and that you've been LISTENING.
Most importantly they feel they're not setting themselves up for a "deal" (loss of separation) that can end their career in the next three minutes.
Call up and ramble on about stuff, stay keyed down for twice as long as necessary, etc... You'll get their trump card, "Unable, taxi to Runway Three Five Right Alpha 18 Run-Up Area."
So yeah, I'm picky. Mostly on myself. Everyone else can do/say what they want to! Any pressure they put on themselves isn't coming from me.
I'm not the FAA, their DE, or their CFI!