What is your Royal Wedding guest name?

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Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is the name one of your grandparents. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double-barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.

I am Lady Anne Martha-Hawthorne.
 
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Umm, being that my great grandfather was a gunman in the Irish Republican Army and part of the Easter Rising and forced to flee to the USA to avoid a squad of British soldiers specifically intent on seeing him hang, I suspect I am most certainly, NOT invited, irrespective of any royal moniker...

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Lord Robert Mercedes 96.

Hmm... I suppose that doesn't work very well if your first pet was female, and you grew up on a numbered street.
 
I moved too many times to remember a street name, so I'll use the only one I can remember that wasn't a number:

Lord Walther Tiger-Stagecoach. (That ought to get me an invite!)




edit: anybody else reminded of that old Saturday Night Live skit?
 
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Matthew said:
I moved too many times to remember a street name, so I'll use the only one I can remember that wasn't a number:

Lord Walther Tiger-Stagecoach. (That ought to get me an invite!)




edit: anybody else reminded of that old Saturday Night Live skit?
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You mean the one about Mr and Mrs Douche-bag?
 
Lady Ruth Baron-Irvin

Or should I use Baron's full name: Lady Curse-You-Red-Baron-Irvin
(Dad was a snoopy fan)

lol
 
Hmm... I thought First Pet + Street was one's porn-star name.
Kinda makes things seem less than regal, even after adding Lord/Lady and a Grandparent's Name.

Lady Myrtle Kiki-Lauderdale

See? Kiki Lauderdale is a great porn name! :D
 
Lord Milton Pookie-Buffalo.
My invite must be lost in the mail.
 
Lord Albert Marque-Winona ? Blech!

Really wouldn't have any desire to hang with that crowd anyway, other than perhaps to give them a hard time at the reception about the whole Monarchy-in-2011 thing... "You gotta be kidding right?"

Save it for the folks stuck in the 8th century.
 
Hmmmm, unintended consequences...

Lord Edgar (or Hank) Scooby-County Road 42, Margret, 4th Street, D Avenue.

A bit long, that one...and not much of a porn name either...and who's to say I ever grew up?
 
Your surname is the name of your first pet, double-barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.
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Way way too high class for me.
The only way I would to get to a party like that would result in me being completely invisible or called "Peasant Come Hither Something Impossible Is In Need Of Repair"
After all, someone has to keep the show rolling and that's me.
 
Lord James Piper-Saratoga.

As said on Facebook - I never drew the aviation connection before in the porn theme.
 
Mine actually sounds legit:

Lord Everett Dreyfuss-Clement.
 
Lord Dorr Pixie-North. I think I like that.
 
Simple, Peter von Tresckow. Already got the title :D

Now where is my damn invite!
 
Hmmm.

Lord Hubert Bogart -Grand Concourse.

Now,, all you servents,,, got off my lawn .:incazzato::incazzato::incazzato::cheerswine:
 
Percival Crapspray.

It's a Bill Bryson reference...
 
vontresc said:
Simple, Peter von Tresckow. Already got the title :D

Now where is my damn invite!
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You pronounced that wrong - it's vonGliderGoober. :D
 
Lord Edward Angus-Greenstone
 
Lady Lois Sandy Rural Route 2.

Doesn't work so well if you grew up in the cornfields of Nebraska.
 
Laurie said:
Lady Lois Sandy Rural Route 2.

Doesn't work so well if you grew up in the cornfields of Nebraska.
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Yeah, but you grew up one Ruhrl Raut away from Brooks and Dunn! I'd take that over a royal wedding any day. Thems royals are too high falootin' for my taste. :)
 
Lord Joseph Tony-Donna

Sounds almost legit, but not too exciting.
 
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