You become a member of the Democratic party and vote Dem in all subsequent elections.
Hey, it used to be 72 virgins! The government sure figures out a way to tax everything.
Your kids p*** away all the money you left them in your will.
There goes dinner. Thanks.
You don't have to sweat an FAA medical anymore.
When she was getting close, my mom offered to come back as a ghost and tell me about it. I politely declined.Here we are sixteen posts into a thread for which no one can reply with first hand experience.
Sheesh.
The doctors realize they made a really big "oops" and bring you back to life. Learned that the hard way.
There's your first hand experience, Sac
So there really is a Heaven!You become a member of the Democratic party and vote Dem in all subsequent elections.
There goes dinner. Thanks.
What happened to; every event in your entire life flashes by your eyes in the briefest of moments, going towards the light, an opportunity for thanks and atonement, then eternal beauty and joy?
When she was getting close, my mom offered to come back as a ghost and tell me about it. I politely declined.
Anyway, what happens when you die is you go to heaven and spend eternity in the grace of the Lord without physical concerns and continue to pray that your loved ones here on earth live out their time honorably and comfortably until they join you. Preferably many many years hence.
Way too much drama... you can keep em.Or in some cases you are rewarded with sixteen virgins. But, if you think about it, they were virgins before they got to you, and will continue to be afterwards, so, maybe that reward isn't so great after all.
What they did not tell you is that they are all MALE VIRGINS !Hey, it used to be 72 virgins! The government sure figures out a way to tax everything.
NTTAWWT.....What they did not tell you is that they are all MALE VIRGINS !
You can possibly make an argument for the level of intelligence, but charitable giving is not in the dems favor. Even Huffpo had to be honest about that one.So there really is a Heaven!
....and it's populated by only the most intelligent and philanthropic amongst us!
IBTL
Really? I'd jump at the chance. I am not one to discount an afterlife. What shape it takes I don't know, but I've seen too many 'things' to poo-poo it.
Go to the light and find out....
I think our brain it's just an antenna receiving a signal. Like a radio. It's just parts. The information (life if you will) comes from somewhere else. My brain is mapped to this frequency and gets the Bryan signal (or soul or whatever it is) My guess anyway. We are just radios on different stations.
I used to have religious beliefs but have lost them over the years.
AOPA and AARP mail drops off considerably.
Nauga,
with postage due
Oh no! - there really is a Hell.I've was just informed that we all will come back as 6PC clones and take over POA, and then the world. Really, this is true and factual.
Even harder to believe when you realize it is many "accidents" not just one.I have gone somewhat the other way. I am no religious nut by any means; I haven't been in a church for years in fact. But the most I will say about the intelligent design vs evolution thing is that I find it pretty darned hard to believe 'all this' (everything in our experience), plus our very consciousness.....is an accident of nature.
I have gone somewhat the other way. I am no religious nut by any means; I haven't been in a church for years in fact. But the most I will say about the intelligent design vs evolution thing is that I find it pretty darned hard to believe 'all this' (everything in our experience), plus our very consciousness.....is an accident of nature.
I've was just informed that we all will come back as 6PC clones and take over POA, and then the world. Really, this is true and factual.
You love cocaineDamn it. I want to come back as the Monkey.
You love cocaine