unsubstantiated things that you believe anyway

[455 Bravo Uniform]

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

I'm from Corporate and I'm here to help.

 

[455 Bravo Uniform]

If you talk bad about your machine, it will get you back by breaking on you.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

Don't worry, I'm on the pill

 

[deonb]

This will finally be the year we get 200 trick-or-treaters! (Buys candy accordingly).

 

[saddletramp]

Don't worry...they all fly the same.

 

[nauga]

It's supposed to do that.

Nauga,
superstantiated

 

[flhrci]

I am your CFI. I am the perfect pilot and can do no wrong.

 

[GRG55]

Your table will be ready in five minutes.

 

[GRG55]

Oh damn... @Kritchlow reminded me of one of my ODD / Peeve items.

When you order a beer and they put salt on the napkin/coaster so it doesn't stick to the bottom of the glass.

Oh, great, I don't have a napkin on my beer glass that I don't give a **** about, but I now have salt all over my clothes.
Thank you very little.

Them who only see me casually dressed probably say "why do you care." But during the week I dress appropriately for the workplace and it ticks me off.

Suggest you stop ordering beer at your workplace, and your appropriate dress won't get salt on it.