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Hummm ... trying to make a beeline with a feline?
 
How powerful is the irradiation in a luggage scanner?
 
I’m confused. Are you telling me that we have three pages of dog puns on a mishaps thread, but meow that we have a cat thread nobody is even going to scratch the surface?
 
iamtheari said:
I’m confused. Are you telling me that we have three pages of dog puns on a mishaps thread, but meow that we have a cat thread nobody is even going to scratch the surface?
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your are free to post some puns.
 
Cats are the original laptop
 
I think TSA's "Red Team" routinely gets 80-85% of the devices that simulate real firearms and bombs past TSA screeners at almost every US air-carrier airport. I'm not surprised by ANYTHING at an airport any longer.
 
iamtheari said:
I’m confused. Are you telling me that we have three pages of dog puns on a mishaps thread, but meow that we have a cat thread nobody is even going to scratch the surface?
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Cats, hmmm, well cats are well, not dogs and thoughtful people like dogs.
 
time for some quotes from Alf?
 
Maybe this discussion is being held on Guard.
 
TSA: There's a cat in your bag!
Passenger: Are you sure?
TSA: I'm paws-itive!

If the cat were dead, the passenger could say he's allowed a carrion and a personal item.
 
So that’s where Pixel went.

Mr. Heinlein to the white courtesy phone, paging Mr. Heinlein.
 
I love cats. They’re best sliced thin over toast, a little Hollandaise…
 
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