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OK, here's your chance to rant about things that, in the grand scheme of things, may not matter much. :)

Personally, I don't see the point in spelling out phonetics in written or typed communication, e.g., "class bravo" instead of "class B." The purpose of phonetics is to prevent miscommunication in spoken communications.

Next?
 
OK

How about people who take out a few "I love me" ads and then declare themselves Aviation Gods? "If you don't fly like I do, you're an unsafe idiot!" ("And BTW, you'll never fly as well as I do.")

[Not limited to aviation. I've seen it in lots of activities.]:mad:
 
Or how about the people who don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're". Or the ones who keep putting a "'" before an "s" when they are making a plural of something. That apostrophe means a conjuction or posessive. Never plural. Or those who say "me and Joe".

How long do you think this rant thread will last? :D
 
"If you don't fly like I do, you're an unsafe idiot!"

That one gets to me too. And I've noticed that every instructor has their own way of doing things, and many of them think all the other instructors are wrong!
 
Or how about the people who don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're". Or the ones who keep putting a "'" before an "s" when they are making a plural of something. That apostrophe means a conjuction or posessive. Never plural. Or those who say "me and Joe".

How long do you think this rant thread will last? :D

There are a very few cases where an apostrophe is proper for forming a plural, but they are so few and far between that most people would be better off just not doing it.

http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/apostrophes1.html
 
loose vs lose
 
"Or how about the people who don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're"."
or "insure", "ensure" and "assure".
 
OK, here's your chance to rant about things that, in the grand scheme of things, may not matter much. :)

Personally, I don't see the point in spelling out phonetics in written or typed communication, e.g., "class bravo" instead of "class B." The purpose of phonetics is to prevent miscommunication in spoken communications.

Next?

Yea, but "Bravo" sound more pilotie. Things like that are important to Aviation Gods like myself.
 
Or how about people who park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.

Okay, that one was weak. :dunno:

How about people who butcher phrases' (;)) like "That is a tough road to hoe. " :mad2:

The correct working is "That is a tough row to hoe" as in crops. ;)

Or how about using the word "irreguardless" :yikes:
 
Or how about people who park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.

Okay, that one was weak. :dunno:

That one's an oldie, but a goodie.

How about people who butcher phrases' (;)) like "That is a tough road to hoe. " :mad2:

The correct working is "That is a tough row to hoe" as in crops. ;)

Unless you do your hoeing with bulldozers, like Mayor Daley. I guess that would be "A tough runway to hoe, though." :mad:
 
People who think they know everything really irritate the hell out of folks like me who actually do.
 
loose vs lose

On another board I frequent, it is an unwritten that you're supposed to refer to others as "loosers". Newbies don't get it at all...

That doesn't bother me.

But people who overuse speakerphones in office settings really tick me off...

They are loosers. ;-)
 
How about the constant mispronunciation of the word "height?" It is not heighth but height, with a hard "T" at the end. Just because we have width, and length, does not mean we have heighth.
 
Precedence vs. precedents.
 
Overused and over-buzzed phrases like:

"Pay it forward"

and

"Give a shout out to"

Those are what's fingernails on a chalkboard to me.
 
Ya'll "loosers" got it all wrong. The bad one is moot vs mute! It'd drive me nuts if'n I let it...

e.g. vs i.e. gets honourable mention... (and people not using "u" properly when speling :D )
 
Pilots who should know better but, refer to a "type" of plane when they mean make and model or catagory and class.

Catagory ... airplane
class...single engine.

Make ... Cessna
Model ... 172

I hear pilots talking about time in type in planes that do not have a type all the time on this board.
 
"I held the yolk all the way back as I taxied on the tarmac to the hanger."

(That made me cringe just typing it. :rolleyes2: )

You got something against holdings eggs?
 
"And uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XXX ground, uhhhhhhh Cessnuhhhhh uhhhhh Five uhhhh 53469er is uhhhhhhhh...ready to uhhhh...ready for uhh taxi to the active for uhhhhhhhh. We will uh remain in the uhhhh pattern."
 
Hey, at least he's holding them; eggs get beaten every day all over the world.

And it's a darn good thing. Scrambled eggs on toast is a good breakfast no matter where you wake up and find yerself...
 
"And uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XXX ground, uhhhhhhh Cessnuhhhhh uhhhhh Five uhhhh 53469er is uhhhhhhhh...ready to uhhhh...ready for uhh taxi to the active for uhhhhhhhh. We will uh remain in the uhhhh pattern."

My junior engineer still does that every morning on the ops call. Okay, it not aviation related but still irritates the heck out of me that he can't figure out what he's going to say before he opens his yap.
 
Here's a "good" one: Quotation marks for emphasis. Makes me want to hurt somebody. :mad: :mad2: :no: :dunno:


I do realize that English, even for native speakers, can be tricky. I pity those who take it on as a second language. I'm definitely a spelling and grammar freak, but I still have issues with little things like semicolons and ellipses. But the qotation mark thing is screamingly obvious (and the apostrophe thing, and ohboy, here I go!!)

I also get really worked up over misuse of "I" and "me". There's a reason why there are two pronouns you can use to refer to yourself in a sentence.

The rule I use for "I" and "me" is simple...
Take the other person (or people) out of the sentence, and say it aloud.
Do you now sound like Tarzan or Tonto?
If so, you need to use the other one. :rolleyes:

As for "myself": no, it is not some kind of "formal" form of "me" or "I". I know it sounds classier, but seriously, that's not what the word is for. Same goes for "you" and "yourself". They both refer to someone being all alone. I know it's possible to find yourself surrounded by a group, but... OK, now, wait, that's different. Ummm... :redface:

That's English for you- there's all these weird exceptions. And I will admit, if I knock and someone says "who is it?" I will never say "It is I", even though that is correct. But if I'm talking about myself and someone else (correct use of "myself" there, BTW), you'll never catch me misusing "I" or "me".

Sigh... it's not easy for people like me... I started reading very early, always loved English classes in school, and stuff like that drives me up the wall. It gets worse and worse in this country every year, too... :nonod:
 
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My junior engineer still does that every morning on the ops call. Okay, it not aviation related but still irritates the heck out of me that he can't figure out what he's going to say before he opens his yap.
That's bad... one of the reasons I absolutely dread conference calls, presentations, and meetings. It's like having red-hot slivers of metal shoved under my fingernails. Especially with a slide presentation or handout that shows exactly what they are trying to say, in text form. When you have all three- the "uuuuuuhhhh" guy talking, the slides, and the handouts... damn, I can't even talk about that. :no:

But how about people who earn their living speaking on the radio, TV, etc. who apparently cannot speak? How does this happen?! I find myself yelling "SPIT IT OUT, DAMMIT!!".
Reminds me, in a different vein, of a guy who used to do the financial report on WINS in New York... sounded like he had a mouthful of peanut butter every time he was on mic. He knew his stuff all right, but it would have worked much better in print, LOL.
 
"I held the yolk all the way back as I taxied on the tarmac to the hanger."

(That made me cringe just typing it. :rolleyes2: )

My English Lit teacher and I got into an argument over that! I typed "hangar" and it was my one mistake in the entire paper. Had a fierce debate that was finally solved by Google.
 
how about people who earn their living speaking on the radio, TV, etc. who apparently cannot speak?

That reminds me of another one of mine: I was taught, way back in the Stone Age, that the now ubiquitous "can not" was incorrect. Thanks for using it correctly!
 
My English Lit teacher and I got into an argument over that! I typed "hangar" and it was my one mistake in the entire paper. Had a fierce debate that was finally solved by Google.

Your English lit teacher doesn't have a dictionary? :confused:
 
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