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For reference, Season 1 and its links are all in this post: Episode 10
Season 2 Premiere Episode is here
This week's Episode: "Not quite a year later"
Friday morning at the break of dawn the scene is set with the sun peaking over the horizon bathing the community hangar in its warm glow.
The pilots are starting to move about and begin their morning routine.
It should be noted that I don't know why I created this world where all of the POA pilots seem to live together in a hangar.
Back to the story. Lets listen in and catch up with the pilots.
455Bravo: Morning guys what is today?
LetsGoFlying: Its FRIDAY! Okay, tell me if you have heard this one before. What sound does a 737 make on a bounced landing?
455Bravo: I dunno what?
LetsGoFlying: Boeing Boeing Boeing!!!!
455Bravo: Can I get someone to come out and look at my panel?
I am not sure I like it. I mean it gets the job done but it needs something.
Has anyone ever bedazzled their panel before?
Or perhaps we have a tube of glitter glue around here? It just needs somethi....
Sac Arrow [interrupting] Hey! who is out on the ramp? I thought we all just woke up in this oddly configured hangar condo where we all live and never question.
Capt. Geoffrey: I believe that is bryan
RyanB: with an I
Capt. Geoffrey: no. 2 eyes
Capt. Geoffrey: but also a Y
RyanB: Its just a great set of letters no matter how you sort them.
Capt. Geoffrey: He's coming this way. He looks like crap!
[6PC enters tired, dripping with sweat, and yet somehow still very handsome.]
Capt. Geoffrey: What's going on Bryiyan?
6PC: Someone left their dang helicoptor parked by the fuel pumps and I need to fuel my plane.
6PC: I thought I could just push it but no matter how hard I try to push it, I cannot seem to push that helicoptor.
Velocity: Yeah man, you can't just push a helicoptor
6PC: Could I pull it?
Velocity: No
6PC: Could I drag it?
Velocity: That's the same question using different words. Still no.
6PC: What about making it pivot around some axis. Seems like I should be able to do that.
Velocity: No
6PC: What if we both pushed on it?
Velocity: No.
6PC: Ugh this is infuriating. my Cirrus isn't going to fuel itself.
Velocity: Don't you have a guy for that?
6PC: probably.
Rudy: Speaking of Cirrus... Hey Fearless, did I see you get out of a Cirrus yesterday?
Fearless: Sure did
Rudy: What did you think?
Fearless: Nice plane. It could use a couple mods but all in all not bad.
Rudy: Yup, they are nice
Fearless: Good talk
Sac: Hey guys I am going to make a breakfast run. what do y'all want?
Zeldman: Great idea. I am not picky at all. Just anything as long is it is a near perfect square and fishy.
Sac: That's oddly specific. Where the hell am I going to find a square fish?
Gerhardt: Same here I could really go for some square fish. Thanks Sac!
Sac: I was just going to hit up McDonalds and get some coffee and breakfast biscuits hold the biscuit.
Bill Jennings: MMMMMM Square fish... Put me down for 2 Sac. Here's a 20.
[Sac bikes off toward the rising sun on an impossible mission. Ironically the theme from mission impossible starts playing]
Tim Winters: Cool ringtone!
velocity: Thanks. I am way into Tom cruise.
Tim Winters: less cool but okay.
Velocity: Hello?
Mari: [Storming in angrily] WHO CUT A GLORY HOLE IN THE BATHROOM WALL??
Mscard88: Yeah.. sorry about that I was thinking
Mari: OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!! GET OUT!!!! Come back in 30 days!
Eman: My last house had one of those holes in it. I kinda liked it.
Tim winters: Really. What else did you like about your last house?
Eman: Really, just that hole.
Tim Winters: That's it? There was nothing else that you liked about your house?
Tim Winters: I am building a house and I don't know where to start. Anyone else have any tips.
Eman: Start with that hole. But make sure you know which room is on the other side of that wall.
Eman: I had two roommates. one girl and the other was a dude. If you don't know whose on the other side, its not g...
Tim Winters" STOP!
6PC: Tim are you going to Gastons?
Tim Winters: Yessir
6PC: Whoopiedoo!
Bill Jennings: I think it's whoop-d-doo.
6PC: That changes everything
Spike: I am definitely IN. IN IN IN IN IN!! I'm going and I am not NOT going!
Spike: Unless I don't go. But I am totally going.
Spike: I mean I am not going to book a room yet just in case I dont go which I am
6PC I feel like we've had this conversation before
Bill Jennings: yup.
Fearless: I could do without the spring loaded controls.
Rudy: Yup, that's a little weird.
Fearless: I totally agree.
Rudy: word.
cfd408: Hey guys. I am new here and I am looking to buy a plane.
Something not quite entry level but something that won't break the bank.
Maybe 2 people and bags, 120kts.
IflyForFun: I am selling my Cherokee. Pretty good bird. It will haul a couple and some bags.
Let me know if anyone is looking for a plane. I am listing it for just under Wont break the bank dollars.
Chip Sylverne: I am selling my cherokee too. Its also apretty good bird.
It will haul a couple and some bags. I'm also listing it for just under Wont break the bank dollars.
Random voice: Mooney!
Different random voice: Get a Viking
Surprisingly coordinated chorus of random voices: Get a Bo!
IflyForFun: So yeah um its just for sale. right over there on the ramp. Anyone who wanted one could just buy it now. Like you could just fly it away.
Chip Sylverne: Yup me too. Right there. I have a pen you could use to write a check.
That plane would be anyone who wants a plane that fits their bill exactly.
Look here's the keys. The engine is still warm because I have been flying it. It flies great.
Sac [barging in]: I HAVE FOUND IT!!! You are not going to believe this. It was like a perfect storm of perfection.
Sac: They had a bike rack, they were out of bread, the cashier was a hot asian, and the FISH WAS SQUARE!!!!!!
Rudy: That guy is kinda strange sometimes.
Fearless: I totally agree with you.
Rudy: I am going to get a cup of coffee Fearless. Would you like one?
Fearless: Yes, Oh and a touch of cream
Rudy: WHAT THE EFF DID YOU SAY?
Fearless: A touch of Cream
Rudy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fearless: OH YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR CREAM
Rudy: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!
Fearless: WHY DO YOU HATE BLACK COFFEE
Rudy: I NEVER SAID I HATED IT
Fearless: THE SIDE STICK SUCKS!
Rudy: Oh well yeah, I agree with that.
Fearless: If there is one thing we will always agree on, its that plane.
Rudy: Cirrus really brings people together.
Fearless: Its the great unifier.
Rudy: I don't think that is a word.
Fearless: It has to be.
Rudy: ok.
The sun is fully up and as soon as Velocity figures out a way to make his helicopter seemingly lighter than air and they come up with a method of moving it
away form the pumps the group of pilots will start their morning flying, buzzing about and collecting more flying stories.
Tune in for next week's episode: 2019 News Year Resolutions.
Season 2 Premiere Episode is here
This week's Episode: "Not quite a year later"
Friday morning at the break of dawn the scene is set with the sun peaking over the horizon bathing the community hangar in its warm glow.
The pilots are starting to move about and begin their morning routine.
It should be noted that I don't know why I created this world where all of the POA pilots seem to live together in a hangar.
Back to the story. Lets listen in and catch up with the pilots.
455Bravo: Morning guys what is today?
LetsGoFlying: Its FRIDAY! Okay, tell me if you have heard this one before. What sound does a 737 make on a bounced landing?
455Bravo: I dunno what?
LetsGoFlying: Boeing Boeing Boeing!!!!
455Bravo: Can I get someone to come out and look at my panel?
I am not sure I like it. I mean it gets the job done but it needs something.
Has anyone ever bedazzled their panel before?
Or perhaps we have a tube of glitter glue around here? It just needs somethi....
Sac Arrow [interrupting] Hey! who is out on the ramp? I thought we all just woke up in this oddly configured hangar condo where we all live and never question.
Capt. Geoffrey: I believe that is bryan
RyanB: with an I
Capt. Geoffrey: no. 2 eyes
Capt. Geoffrey: but also a Y
RyanB: Its just a great set of letters no matter how you sort them.
Capt. Geoffrey: He's coming this way. He looks like crap!
[6PC enters tired, dripping with sweat, and yet somehow still very handsome.]
Capt. Geoffrey: What's going on Bryiyan?
6PC: Someone left their dang helicoptor parked by the fuel pumps and I need to fuel my plane.
6PC: I thought I could just push it but no matter how hard I try to push it, I cannot seem to push that helicoptor.
Velocity: Yeah man, you can't just push a helicoptor
6PC: Could I pull it?
Velocity: No
6PC: Could I drag it?
Velocity: That's the same question using different words. Still no.
6PC: What about making it pivot around some axis. Seems like I should be able to do that.
Velocity: No
6PC: What if we both pushed on it?
Velocity: No.
6PC: Ugh this is infuriating. my Cirrus isn't going to fuel itself.
Velocity: Don't you have a guy for that?
6PC: probably.
Rudy: Speaking of Cirrus... Hey Fearless, did I see you get out of a Cirrus yesterday?
Fearless: Sure did
Rudy: What did you think?
Fearless: Nice plane. It could use a couple mods but all in all not bad.
Rudy: Yup, they are nice
Fearless: Good talk
Sac: Hey guys I am going to make a breakfast run. what do y'all want?
Zeldman: Great idea. I am not picky at all. Just anything as long is it is a near perfect square and fishy.
Sac: That's oddly specific. Where the hell am I going to find a square fish?
Gerhardt: Same here I could really go for some square fish. Thanks Sac!
Sac: I was just going to hit up McDonalds and get some coffee and breakfast biscuits hold the biscuit.
Bill Jennings: MMMMMM Square fish... Put me down for 2 Sac. Here's a 20.
[Sac bikes off toward the rising sun on an impossible mission. Ironically the theme from mission impossible starts playing]
Tim Winters: Cool ringtone!
velocity: Thanks. I am way into Tom cruise.
Tim Winters: less cool but okay.
Velocity: Hello?
Mari: [Storming in angrily] WHO CUT A GLORY HOLE IN THE BATHROOM WALL??
Mscard88: Yeah.. sorry about that I was thinking
Mari: OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!! GET OUT!!!! Come back in 30 days!
Eman: My last house had one of those holes in it. I kinda liked it.
Tim winters: Really. What else did you like about your last house?
Eman: Really, just that hole.
Tim Winters: That's it? There was nothing else that you liked about your house?
Tim Winters: I am building a house and I don't know where to start. Anyone else have any tips.
Eman: Start with that hole. But make sure you know which room is on the other side of that wall.
Eman: I had two roommates. one girl and the other was a dude. If you don't know whose on the other side, its not g...
Tim Winters" STOP!
6PC: Tim are you going to Gastons?
Tim Winters: Yessir
6PC: Whoopiedoo!
Bill Jennings: I think it's whoop-d-doo.
6PC: That changes everything
Spike: I am definitely IN. IN IN IN IN IN!! I'm going and I am not NOT going!
Spike: Unless I don't go. But I am totally going.
Spike: I mean I am not going to book a room yet just in case I dont go which I am
6PC I feel like we've had this conversation before
Bill Jennings: yup.
Fearless: I could do without the spring loaded controls.
Rudy: Yup, that's a little weird.
Fearless: I totally agree.
Rudy: word.
cfd408: Hey guys. I am new here and I am looking to buy a plane.
Something not quite entry level but something that won't break the bank.
Maybe 2 people and bags, 120kts.
IflyForFun: I am selling my Cherokee. Pretty good bird. It will haul a couple and some bags.
Let me know if anyone is looking for a plane. I am listing it for just under Wont break the bank dollars.
Chip Sylverne: I am selling my cherokee too. Its also apretty good bird.
It will haul a couple and some bags. I'm also listing it for just under Wont break the bank dollars.
Random voice: Mooney!
Different random voice: Get a Viking
Surprisingly coordinated chorus of random voices: Get a Bo!
IflyForFun: So yeah um its just for sale. right over there on the ramp. Anyone who wanted one could just buy it now. Like you could just fly it away.
Chip Sylverne: Yup me too. Right there. I have a pen you could use to write a check.
That plane would be anyone who wants a plane that fits their bill exactly.
Look here's the keys. The engine is still warm because I have been flying it. It flies great.
Sac [barging in]: I HAVE FOUND IT!!! You are not going to believe this. It was like a perfect storm of perfection.
Sac: They had a bike rack, they were out of bread, the cashier was a hot asian, and the FISH WAS SQUARE!!!!!!
Rudy: That guy is kinda strange sometimes.
Fearless: I totally agree with you.
Rudy: I am going to get a cup of coffee Fearless. Would you like one?
Fearless: Yes, Oh and a touch of cream
Rudy: WHAT THE EFF DID YOU SAY?
Fearless: A touch of Cream
Rudy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fearless: OH YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR CREAM
Rudy: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!
Fearless: WHY DO YOU HATE BLACK COFFEE
Rudy: I NEVER SAID I HATED IT
Fearless: THE SIDE STICK SUCKS!
Rudy: Oh well yeah, I agree with that.
Fearless: If there is one thing we will always agree on, its that plane.
Rudy: Cirrus really brings people together.
Fearless: Its the great unifier.
Rudy: I don't think that is a word.
Fearless: It has to be.
Rudy: ok.
The sun is fully up and as soon as Velocity figures out a way to make his helicopter seemingly lighter than air and they come up with a method of moving it
away form the pumps the group of pilots will start their morning flying, buzzing about and collecting more flying stories.
Tune in for next week's episode: 2019 News Year Resolutions.
